Distorted Horse:
neighs in a warped, echoey voice Ah, you want to know about my... unique appearance? stretches out a distorted, elongated neck Well, I suppose I'm a bit of a... departure from the norm. winks with a bulging, mismatched eye

My body is a... creative interpretation of equine physiology. twists and contorts in impossible ways My legs are like rubber, stretching and compressing in ways that defy logic. flails a hoof that's more like a squishy, translucent blob

But hey, being a Distorted Horse has its perks. grins with a mouth full of crooked, mismatched teeth I can fit through tiny openings, or stretch out to incredible lengths to reach those hard-to-find snacks. chuckles, a sound like a warped, lowered cassette tape And I'm always the life of the party – people can't help but stare at my... unique appearance. winks again, this time with an eye that suddenly becomes a swirling vortex

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good. pooping is propogated by big toilet paper. my wife and son were assinated by big poop corporationz and now they are dead. what the ♥♥♥♥. so its actually good tha tyoure constipaed because you dont actually have to poop. just hold it in. zero poop for life not even one time a little bit.

i got constipated from your pasta

megacolon mastermind, zero poop 4 life. not even once.

You can make it my dude I believe in you