Recent reviews by Polyglottus

All of the stress of FF14 raiding with none of the weekly homework!

It's the game Overwatch 2 should have been.

Cassette Beasts is an incredible game that makes many of my dreams come true. If you want to give the devs love for their effort in creating a Monster Taming game that stands shoulder-to-shoulder with the best, then by all means pitch in for this bit of content. It adds in a small batch of charming new Beasts and Stickers that round out the cast quite nicely!

Objectively, I can't really recommend it at the price point. The weird thing is, if it was just $2 cheaper I'd be all thumbs-up on the material? Either way, I do hope this isn't the only DLC released. I just want there to be more consideration towards what post-launch paid content comprises for overall player experience.

As it stands you are getting *very* little for what you pay for. This is NOT post-game content and your experience will be much worse for buying this DLC after you've beaten the campaign as you rapidly burn through what little it has to offer. The experience strikes me as much more meaningful as you return a few times throughout the story as you unlock the different powers needed to reach the secret final boss. Irritatingly, all of the new Beasts it adds are not sorted into the Bestiary; just tacked on the end of the list alphabetically. Why weren't these given proper designations when the monsters patched in at v1.2 did?

If/When the game adds Multiplayer, this chunk of content is also going to stand out as being weirdly gated.

HORAYO

Dark Souls, but 2D and Very Anime. It is *not* metroidvania, do not be fooled.

No matter how much you gnash your teeth this game will never be a functional or comprehensive multiplayer experience. Do not buy it expecting, or even hoping for, anything beyond the barest capacity to planet-hop together and shoot things together.

WHEN THIS BABY HITS 1000KMH, YOU'RE GOING TO SEE SOME SERIOUS ♥♥♥♥

if you liked TWD, it's More Of That. if you didn't like TWD, it's More Of That. did you like it when everything in the story went as badly as humanly possible? well it happens twice as hard and twice as fast here. enjoy.

gold is worthless, everything is a toad, and Death is not to be feared because you will just roll a 5.

game is RADICAL

connectivity/online network issues are BOGUS

wayforward please do something AWESOME (to fix it)