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my ultimate fantasy is stumbling across a dead body. she would be hot as ♥♥♥♥, blonde, and thick. she would be heavily decaying, except for her ass cheeks, her ♥♥♥♥♥, and her face. id lay her on her stomach, ass up, and brake her neck so her face would also be facing me. shed be one of those corpses that still fart... and theres the erection lmfao. id ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of her from behind, smelling that hot ass blonde rotting flesh, and those sexy little corpse-farts. ffs. its getting hot in here. im gonna wrap this up early, as ive just felt the urge to poop. in this house, NO ♥♥♥♥ GOES TO WASTE.

I dont know WHY ive got such a weird fetish... i am from Newfoundland though, maybe that has something to do with it...

last weekend, riding the bus, i smelled a fart. everybody stared at me because i started sniffing profusely, attempting to locate the perpetrator. i failed to identify them, but i did see a pretty sexy redhead, so i looked at her and said "you're a dirty girl" in my sexy voice. she seemed uncomfortable, but i know she liked it, it was evident. ♥♥♥♥, i love those discreet public farters.

sometimes when im alone, i inject meth, defecate on the floor, and masturbate over the turd aggressively, sniffing it loudly, repeating "oh, ♥♥♥♥ YEAH!" again and again. its not JUST feces though. its offensive odors in general. the smell of vomit, rotten eggs and old cheese also give me an erection.

now look... im not fixated on the OBJECT that stinks when i jerk off. im not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wierdo. i jerk off to women, sexy women, i just think "oh, ♥♥♥♥ that stinks. imagine it came from some hot blonde ♥♥♥♥♥..." and i whack off.