The hour is upon us. A gentle breeze dances between the trees, persuading the leaves to take flight from the forest floor. Gaining momentum, the gale directs itself upward and out of the forest. It travels great distances along its journey before bringing a wind-chime in your yard to life with its command. The sun begins to creep up from the horizon, illuminating the panes of your window. The entire history of the universe culminates in this grand moment. Everything that was is now. Elements from the furthest edges of the universe, over millions of years, joining in this location to become the air you breathe, the matter of your body, the realm in which your mind is stationed. From endless possibility and branching pathways, you exist. Today is your birthday. 24 hours, although fleeting, are within your grasp to enjoy. Spend them wisely. But fear not! For 365 days from now, another day will come. One that beckons you to rise from your slumber and enjoy life once more. Happy Birthday

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Happy Birthday. Another trip around the sun, another year older. Send this deep reminder to 10 friends or suffer immense pain

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Oh yeah
You ain't ever seen a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get realer
(A psychopath, I'm a killer)
Pull an automatic on anybody sporadic I choose
(A psychopath, I'm a killer)
Cause ain't nobody iller, no one, nobody for realer
(A psychopath, I'm a killer)

This elite drinker is the ringleader
I'm a deep thinker, I'm a street preacher
With a street sweeper full of heat seekers
In your Jeep speakers I'mma keep ringers
I don't need heaters, I got the meat cleaver
Welcome to the slaughterhouse
♥♥♥♥♥♥ try to tell me I spell too much
Capital S to the laugh to the T-E-R
Ho, U-S-E, now go to hell you ♥♥♥♥♥, word

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