Proezas de Nacho Pistacho no POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Desbloqueada a 26 jan. 2015 às 6:21

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Desbloqueada a 26 jan. 2015 às 7:01

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Desbloqueada a 26 jan. 2015 às 6:19

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Desbloqueada a 20 out. 2020 às 9:47

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Desbloqueada a 26 jan. 2015 às 6:34

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Desbloqueada a 26 jan. 2015 às 7:02

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Desbloqueada a 26 jan. 2015 às 11:06

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Desbloqueada a 27 jan. 2015 às 3:17

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Desbloqueada a 27 jan. 2015 às 4:29

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Desbloqueada a 27 jan. 2015 às 5:32

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Desbloqueada a 28 jan. 2015 às 3:28

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Desbloqueada a 28 jan. 2015 às 4:49

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Desbloqueada a 20 out. 2020 às 5:37

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Desbloqueada a 26 jan. 2015 às 11:01

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Desbloqueada a 18 fev. 2015 às 4:10

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Desbloqueada a 27 jan. 2015 às 3:46

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Desbloqueada a 1 nov. 2020 às 17:10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Desbloqueada a 27 jan. 2015 às 3:07

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Desbloqueada a 27 jan. 2015 às 3:13

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Desbloqueada a 27 jan. 2015 às 5:07

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Desbloqueada a 18 fev. 2015 às 3:14

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Desbloqueada a 26 jan. 2015 às 6:42

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Desbloqueada a 27 jan. 2015 às 2:40

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Desbloqueada a 27 jan. 2015 às 3:41

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Desbloqueada a 27 jan. 2015 às 4:38

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Desbloqueada a 2 nov. 2020 às 13:30

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Desbloqueada a 17 fev. 2015 às 4:01

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Desbloqueada a 27 jan. 2015 às 2:22

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Desbloqueada a 27 jan. 2015 às 3:42

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Desbloqueada a 26 jan. 2015 às 6:18

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Desbloqueada a 31 out. 2020 às 19:04

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Desbloqueada a 8 nov. 2020 às 16:45

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Desbloqueada a 27 jan. 2015 às 4:30

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Desbloqueada a 26 jan. 2015 às 6:32

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 26 jan. 2015 às 7:08

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Desbloqueada a 20 out. 2020 às 8:26

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Desbloqueada a 26 jan. 2015 às 6:23

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Desbloqueada a 26 jan. 2015 às 6:45

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Desbloqueada a 26 jan. 2015 às 11:18

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 26 jan. 2015 às 7:06

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Desbloqueada a 27 jan. 2015 às 4:26

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Desbloqueada a 20 out. 2020 às 10:15

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Desbloqueada a 28 jan. 2015 às 3:21

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Desbloqueada a 24 out. 2020 às 17:28

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Desbloqueada a 16 fev. 2015 às 4:39

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Desbloqueada a 16 fev. 2015 às 4:10

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Desbloqueada a 27 jan. 2015 às 6:26

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Desbloqueada a 28 jan. 2015 às 4:50

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Desbloqueada a 3 nov. 2020 às 16:56

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Desbloqueada a 5 nov. 2020 às 19:54

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Desbloqueada a 8 nov. 2020 às 18:17

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Desbloqueada a 3 nov. 2020 às 17:45

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Desbloqueada a 8 nov. 2020 às 17:48

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Desbloqueada a 8 nov. 2020 às 18:16

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Desbloqueada a 20 out. 2020 às 8:22

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

0 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

21 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

28 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

7 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

1 / 30