Progreso de Nacho Pistacho en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 26 ENE 2015 a las 6:21 a. m.

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 26 ENE 2015 a las 7:01 a. m.

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 26 ENE 2015 a las 6:19 a. m.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Se desbloqueó el 20 OCT 2020 a las 9:47 a. m.

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 26 ENE 2015 a las 6:34 a. m.

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 26 ENE 2015 a las 7:02 a. m.

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 26 ENE 2015 a las 11:06 a. m.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE 2015 a las 3:17 a. m.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE 2015 a las 4:29 a. m.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE 2015 a las 5:32 a. m.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 28 ENE 2015 a las 3:28 a. m.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Se desbloqueó el 28 ENE 2015 a las 4:49 a. m.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Se desbloqueó el 20 OCT 2020 a las 5:37 a. m.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Se desbloqueó el 26 ENE 2015 a las 11:01 a. m.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Se desbloqueó el 18 FEB 2015 a las 4:10 a. m.

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE 2015 a las 3:46 a. m.

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Se desbloqueó el 1 NOV 2020 a las 5:10 p. m.

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE 2015 a las 3:07 a. m.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE 2015 a las 3:13 a. m.

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE 2015 a las 5:07 a. m.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Se desbloqueó el 18 FEB 2015 a las 3:14 a. m.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Se desbloqueó el 26 ENE 2015 a las 6:42 a. m.

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE 2015 a las 2:40 a. m.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE 2015 a las 3:41 a. m.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE 2015 a las 4:38 a. m.

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Se desbloqueó el 2 NOV 2020 a las 1:30 p. m.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Se desbloqueó el 17 FEB 2015 a las 4:01 a. m.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE 2015 a las 2:22 a. m.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE 2015 a las 3:42 a. m.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 26 ENE 2015 a las 6:18 a. m.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Se desbloqueó el 31 OCT 2020 a las 7:04 p. m.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Se desbloqueó el 8 NOV 2020 a las 4:45 p. m.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE 2015 a las 4:30 a. m.

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 26 ENE 2015 a las 6:32 a. m.

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 26 ENE 2015 a las 7:08 a. m.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Se desbloqueó el 20 OCT 2020 a las 8:26 a. m.

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 26 ENE 2015 a las 6:23 a. m.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 26 ENE 2015 a las 6:45 a. m.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 26 ENE 2015 a las 11:18 a. m.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 26 ENE 2015 a las 7:06 a. m.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE 2015 a las 4:26 a. m.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Se desbloqueó el 20 OCT 2020 a las 10:15 a. m.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Se desbloqueó el 28 ENE 2015 a las 3:21 a. m.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Se desbloqueó el 24 OCT 2020 a las 5:28 p. m.

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Se desbloqueó el 16 FEB 2015 a las 4:39 a. m.

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Se desbloqueó el 16 FEB 2015 a las 4:10 a. m.

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE 2015 a las 6:26 a. m.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Se desbloqueó el 28 ENE 2015 a las 4:50 a. m.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Se desbloqueó el 3 NOV 2020 a las 4:56 p. m.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Se desbloqueó el 5 NOV 2020 a las 7:54 p. m.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Se desbloqueó el 8 NOV 2020 a las 6:17 p. m.

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Se desbloqueó el 3 NOV 2020 a las 5:45 p. m.

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Se desbloqueó el 8 NOV 2020 a las 5:48 p. m.

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Se desbloqueó el 8 NOV 2020 a las 6:16 p. m.

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Se desbloqueó el 20 OCT 2020 a las 8:22 a. m.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

0 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

21 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

28 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

7 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

1 / 30