Day 1, Monday: I've only been here for a few hours, but I've already shown my ♥♥♥♥ to eleven people. Two of them had the abominable discourtesy to comment on its size, but they're contemplating their mistakes as they wipe the piss out of their eyes and I'm sure they'll have a fresh understanding of the world after they finish vomiting.

Day 1, Monday: I've only been here for a few hours, but I've already shown my dick to eleven people. Two of them had the abominable discourtesy to comment on its size, but they're contemplating their mistakes as they wipe the piss out of their eyes and I'm sure they'll have a fresh understanding of the world after they finish vomiting.