Recent reviews by phattie

too scary game

~ DIFFICULTY ~
🔲 My 90 year old grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
🔲 Normal
☑️ Hard
🔲 Easy to learn / Hard to master
🔲 Dark Souls

~ GRAPHICS ~
🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Good
🔲 Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece
☑️ You forget what reality is

~ MUSIC ~
🔲 Earrape
🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
🔲 Good
☑️ Beautiful
🔲 Eargasm

~ PRICE ~
🔲 Free
🔲 Underpriced
☑️ Perfect Price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Might as well burn your money

~ REQUIREMENTS ~
🔲 You can run it on a microwave
🔲 Average
🔲 Fast
🔲 Rich boiiiiii
☑️ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

~ LENGTH ~
🔲 Very Short (0 - 3 hours)
🔲 Short (3 - 15 hours)
🔲 Average (15-50 hours)
☑️ Long (50-90 hours)
🔲 Extremely long (90-110 hours)
🔲 No ending

~ FUN ~
🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
🔲 Actually pretty amusing
☑️ Ride of your life

~ STORY ~
🔲 Did it have one?
🔲 Very bad
🔲 Simple and Good
🔲 Perfect
☑️ Blows your mind

~ REPLAYABILITY~
🔲 It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years
☑️ Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable

~ WORTH BUYING ~
🔲 No
☑️ Wait for sale
🔲 Yes

game keeps loading

good

Awesome game! They lowered the price, nice job. Though I recommended to buy the game only when it is on discount.

Ho lee sheet! Why is everything taking so long to load?

Awesome game, would like badges and achievements to be implemented for this game
Edit: Badges & achievements were added

good