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their brother touched me. IT WAS IN MY NONO AREA. PLEASE HELP

Hello sir, I am a staff member of the sperm donation bank. You have disappeared for a long time since your last sperm donation. This time we finally found you. The purpose of coming here specifically is to tell you that there seems to be something wrong with your sperm. Although its quality is very good, it has no interest in egg cells. Instead, it is inexplicably highly active in sperm of the same type. We hope to collect more of your sperm to explore this phenomenon, and hope you can cooperate, thank you!

Don't trust this kid I go to his school and face constant bullying due to him. Even though he is only in 6th grade and I'm in 11th he's beaten me up and stolen my bike. After his class heard about this him and his friends jumped me at the bus stop and took my phone and bus money. I tried to not settle this on my own but was charged with harassing a minor because I pushed him. The teachers didn't believe me and my parents are trying to file a lawsuit.

If you can help in any way please report him for bullying

I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life!

hey, twilightsparklelover911! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on our server make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse c ock" like you requested but we'll work on it :-) thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND :-)