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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 16.2 hrs on record
Posted: 27 May, 2023 @ 4:09pm

10/10 This game really makes you feel like Gollum!

to be fair, you have to have a very high iq to appreciate The Lord of the Rings: Gollum. the themes are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of literary criticism most of the subtext will go over a typical player's head. theres also Gollums nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his story draws heavily from not just Tolkien's catholicism but also the moral conflict of Wagnerian operas, for instance.

and yes, by the way, i DO have a Gollum tattoo. and no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. nothin personnel kid
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24 Comments
Fymeq 30 May, 2023 @ 1:15am 
No!
jamielynnboler 29 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm 
my brother said you actually need low IQ to like this game so he said i would like it cause he said i had 2 or less IQ
iSurvivedRKelly 29 May, 2023 @ 10:03am 
High IQ? :shit:
Frank 29 May, 2023 @ 2:23am 
this is the most reddit comment ive read
Call Me OG Meego 29 May, 2023 @ 12:45am 
may I bear your spawn?
mine 29 May, 2023 @ 12:13am 
hahey babey im girl. and have 168 iq, can i see ur sexy gollum tattoo?
Treingo 28 May, 2023 @ 10:27pm 
if the tattoo isn't Gollum grasping your precious and saying "its ours" then I don't want to see your tattoo. Thank you and have a nice day
Ban Bkb Bussies 28 May, 2023 @ 3:56pm 
So they need at least an 85 to see it?
Harkonnen 28 May, 2023 @ 3:36pm 
Send bobs and vagene.
Archer 28 May, 2023 @ 2:54pm 
Hahaha great post! Well meme'd my friend!