Peguy's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 3:32pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 May @ 12:44pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 May @ 2:48pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 May @ 11:44am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 May @ 4:13am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 May @ 7:45am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:49am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 1:43pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:05pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:11pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:44pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:02am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:02pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 2:58pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 3:01pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 3:10pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 3:29pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 May @ 11:42am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 May @ 4:26am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 May @ 12:12pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 May @ 4:01am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 May @ 1:37am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:20am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 May @ 4:13am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 May @ 4:13am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 May @ 4:13am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:05am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 May @ 3:04pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 May @ 1:07pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 May @ 3:20pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 May @ 12:12pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 26 May @ 2:57pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 26 May @ 2:57pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 26 May @ 3:35pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 27 May @ 3:31pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:56am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 28 May @ 10:47am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 26 May @ 2:58pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 May @ 12:30pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 May @ 4:54am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 26 May @ 3:05pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 27 May @ 3:04pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 28 May @ 11:44am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 26 May @ 3:29pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 28 May @ 12:22pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 30 May @ 4:17pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 26 May @ 3:09pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 27 May @ 3:27pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 30 May @ 4:20am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 28 May @ 8:25am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:58am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:15pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 28 May @ 3:51pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:15am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:17am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 30 May @ 1:54pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 1:49pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:27pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 31 May @ 1:37am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:58pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:38pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:04pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:04pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:50am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 26 May @ 3:03pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 28 May @ 12:11pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 29 May @ 11:30am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 31 May @ 7:45am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 26 May @ 3:33pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 28 May @ 12:12pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 27 May @ 12:39pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 28 May @ 10:47am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:57am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 30 May @ 5:02am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:04pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:35am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 30 May @ 4:01am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:35am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 31 May @ 3:08pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:28am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:03pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 2:37pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:51am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 2:26pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:36pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:56am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:24am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:05am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 May @ 4:01am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 May @ 2:54pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:06am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 29 May @ 11:30am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 3:32pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:04pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 8:36am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:39pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:02am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:09am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:43am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:04am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:07am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 8:43am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:20am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 1:43pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:06am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:34pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:34pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:08pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:29pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:00pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:48am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:36pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:16pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:42pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:39pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:27pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:50am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:59am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:42am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:33am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 31 May @ 7:45am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:27pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:41am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:27pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:43pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:01pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:38pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:41pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:03pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:11pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:50pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:19pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 May @ 4:11am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:24am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:59pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:43pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:21pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 12:25pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 2:22pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:04pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:31pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:41pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:34pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:23am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:23am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:28am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 2:37pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:48am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:40pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:50am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:41am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:11pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:25pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 4:20am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:22pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 2:24pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 27 May @ 11:34am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 29 May @ 12:02am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 31 May @ 4:11am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:20pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:01pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 27 May @ 12:30pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 30 May @ 4:08am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:30am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:58pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:33pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 27 May @ 2:48pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 30 May @ 1:54pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:48am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:49pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:36pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:26pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:29pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:38pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:50pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:27am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:31am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:47am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:49am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:51am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:55am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:00am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:10am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:24am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:10am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:24am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:50am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:51am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 29 May @ 4:13am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 4:40pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:43pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:16pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:03pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:40pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:43pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:52pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:45pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:12pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:31pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:26pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:22am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:26am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:29am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:59am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:08am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:43am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:51am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:41pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:42pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:16am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:27am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:31am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:10am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:35am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:42am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:05am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:07pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:03am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:04pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:44pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:35am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:02am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:19pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:14pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:55pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:04am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:35am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:45pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:05am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:15am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:34am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:22am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:43pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:25am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:46pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:32pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:32pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:41pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:22am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:22am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:28am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:01am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:09am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:44am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:56am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:06am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:21am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 28 May @ 8:25am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 6:55am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 12:06pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 24 Jun @ 10:03am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 28 May @ 10:49am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 10:55pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 9:18pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:20pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:07am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:18am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:31am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:55am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:24am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:10am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:42am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:22am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:07am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:07am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:07am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:07am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:07am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:09am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:38am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:54am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:07am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:36am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:52am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:36am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:10am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:38am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:24am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:51am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:10am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:09am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:10am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:25am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:28am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:55am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:25am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:31am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:35am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 30 May @ 3:20pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:45am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 12:16pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:27pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:30pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:17am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:30am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:46am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 4:23am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:59am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:06am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:11am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:44am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:44pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:14am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:01am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:38am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:27am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:14am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:14am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:16am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:44am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:00am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:02am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:12am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:40am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:58am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:51am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:54am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:38am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:44am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:53am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:50am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:04am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:07am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:40am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:58am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:51am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:52am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 8:00am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:04am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:19am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:44pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:38am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:50am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 4:20am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:35am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:16am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:37am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:44am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:29am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:43pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:13pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:33am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 27 Jul @ 8:45am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 16 Jul @ 12:54pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:18pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:20pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:25am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:12am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:12am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:43pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:47am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:36am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:50am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:15pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:30pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 4:03pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 3:38am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 1:21am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 14 Jun @ 12:50pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:10am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:06am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:38am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:07am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:13am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:38am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:44am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:51am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:28am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:59am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:13am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:34pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:36pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:44pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 4:49pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:07pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:00am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:48pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:27am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:06am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:45am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:36am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:51am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 8:07am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:13pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:22am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:07am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 4:17am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 8:06am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:50am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 4:30pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:41am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:12pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:21am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:12pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:31pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:06am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:35am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:38am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:09am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:51am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:39am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:46pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:09am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 3:19am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:17am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:41am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:18am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:21am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:39am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:46pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:40am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 3:37am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:43am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:47am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:58am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 14 Jun @ 1:47pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 31 May @ 3:45pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 10:12am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 10:12am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:25pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:01am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 1 Aug @ 12:56pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:24am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 18 Aug @ 4:05am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:22pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:30pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 4:32pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:01am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:16pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 11:23pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:17pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:47am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:51am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:42am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:59am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:51am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:32am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 8:07am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:12am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:21pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:40pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:48pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:04am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:23am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:27am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 3:19am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 3:40am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 1:25am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:56am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 4:47pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:59am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:36am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:04am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:12am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:29pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:17pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:50pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:13am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:27am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 3:20am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 3:40am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:21am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 1:24am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:01am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 9:49am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:41am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:49pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:25am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:14am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:45am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:55am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:55am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:23pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:39pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:27am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:07am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 12:21pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Jun @ 12:16am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:30am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:53am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:10pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:32am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:10am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:22am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:32am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:08am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:21am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 3:00pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Jun @ 12:16am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep @ 3:50pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 28 Aug @ 10:25am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 2:59pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 3:17pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 2:56pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:05am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 16 Jul @ 11:59am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:58am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 25 Jul @ 2:45pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 1 Sep @ 12:06pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:05am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 1:48pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 9:16am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 14 Jun @ 1:28pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:29pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:16am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:32am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:37am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:38am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:51am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:35am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:06pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:40am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 3:38am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:01am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 1:43pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Sep @ 3:51pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:30am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:55am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:43pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:40am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:11am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:39pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:13pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:45pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:04am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:29am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 3:24am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 8:06am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:21am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:01am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:45am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 12:20pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 1:45am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 1:43pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:54pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:19am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:05am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:01am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:23am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:16am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:43pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:39am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 9:49am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Aug @ 4:10pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:47am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 3:48am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:58pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 3:26pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 12:26pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:25am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:23am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:04pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:32am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:24am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:42am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:50am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:35am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:20pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 4:03pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 3:38am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 1:21am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 14 Jun @ 12:50pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 18 Aug @ 4:05am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:31am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:02am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:01pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:20pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:29pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:47pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:04am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:40am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 3:55am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:39am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 1:24am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:01am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 12:03pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 9:38am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 1:45am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 26 Jun @ 1:22pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:53pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:47pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:23pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:31am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 9:18pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 22 Sep @ 12:41pm