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You know that really cute/hot girl at the new bar you and your friends are checking out. Her looks are a 8+ Minimum so you walk over introduce yourself and you two get to talking. You realize how awesome and sane she seems and you really hit it off because she knows sports and can talk about cars with you. You spend hours talking to this beautiful awesome girl. After a few more drinks she leans over and gives you a kiss. Writing her number on your hand before leaving. As you are checking out her amazing rump and nice legs as she struts out the bar. The bartender walks over and tells you "You know that is a guy right?" and you are like "no! that couldn't be" and the bartender then nods reconfirming himself. Your head slumps down in a series deep thoughts and woes. After a couple minutes you chug down the last of your beer then say "♥♥♥♥ it." As you are walking out the bar dialing her number. <- I'm that girl. ;)

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+rep Very friendly and patient trader!