noone cares about your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 1st gen ryzen, brown switches, and the fact you were dumb enough to purchase a radeon vii or one of nvidia/intel's 30 pointless skus

June 15th 12:36pm

Lady: Well, looks like no one's worse for wear. I'm just gonna double-check.

Dante: Hey, where did that garbage god go? What is Urizen after?

V: He's at the top of the Qliphoth.

Trish: It's the other way around, Dante. This is the lowest level of the Qliphoth's upper echelon. Human blood is the source of demons' power. The fruit born through the Qliphoth is even more dense than the blood that created it. It power is unparalleled. Even the almighty Mundus used it to become king of the Underworld. V told me everything.

Dante: Yeah well, that's a lovely story and all, but... as long as we know where to find him.

Nico: Whoa! You are the infamous Dante! Um, I'm Nicoletta Goldstein. Sounds familiar? My grandmother is Nell Goldstein. The gunsmith that made all your fancy weapons that you got... strapped... back there...

(Dante takes out Ebony & Ivory)

Nico: Yeah, there she is!

Dante: You don't look much like her...

Nico: Yeah, I got my looks from my daddy. That's about all I got from him. But based on research, I-I-I managed to cobble this--

(Nico presents a gift to Dante: the Dr. Faust hat)

Nico: Um..it--it-- consider it a gift! In honor of us finally meeting! Meeting.

(Dante takes it and the hat willingly goes to head and a Faust-based scarf is formed. He starts to dance in tribute to Michael Jackson, with even fireworks appearing after he finishes dancing. And Nico applauds)