Tio Patacas
Tio $$$ Patacas
 
 
Hypothetically rich by selling presumably legal goods; the biggest Metroid fan you'll ever meet; enjoys life because it kills you in the end; always on the verge of complete insanity; sucks at every FPS ever

wait no scratch that i suck at ALL videogames.

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:balloon: :jarate: :dssmallbird: :Uranium: :dssmallbird: :Uranium: :dssmallbird: :sentry: :balloon: <--- yay look at this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ art i made

at least it's better than devianart
В игре
Valheim
Витрина скриншотов
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
1 1
chat fun!
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AwesomeGamer changed his name to AwesomeGaben
Man of Freedom: now i love you 50% more
AwesomeGaben: lol
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AwesomeGamer: so sad today
AwesomeGamer: oh, and the other game was ♥♥♥♥ too
AwesomeGamer: nothing like its old predecessor, predessor*, predsore**, pedestror***, agh i dont ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know
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Man of Freedom: the biggest pain for a skecth-artist like me is the details galore
AwesomeGamer: BUT THE DETAILS GALORE ENRICH AND EMPOWER YOUR DRAWING
AwesomeGamer: WANT TO SEE AN EXAMPLE?
Man of Freedom: ERGH I KNOW
AwesomeGamer: 2+2=♥♥♥♥♥
AwesomeGamer: THATS THE ONLY MATHEMATICAL EQUATION I KNOW
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MrKragez has changed his name to MrKragez(BESTPLAYER)
MrKragez(BESTPLAYER) has changed his name to alguem
alguem has changed his name to ¬¬
¬¬ has changed his name to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
AwesomeGaben: wow, you changed your name more than michael jackson changed colors
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A Plant: sorry guise, gotta afk 'cause my keyboadr is broken
AwesomeFestiveGamer: ♥♥♥♥♥♥
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AwesomeGamer: AND YOU HIDING IN SAXTON HALE'S MEDICAL CLOSET
Man of Freedom: i'll need some jacket armor aswell
AwesomeGamer: AND YOU COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET
AwesomeGamer: hueheuheuehehue dat ^
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AwesomeGamer: not to mention the super awesome movie
AwesomeGamer: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC
AwesomeGamer: ONIPOTENT MAGIC
Man of Freedom: is there a MOVIE?!
AwesomeGamer: i dont even know if kids know what onipotent means
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Tio Patacas: i would facepalm to this
Tio Patacas: but i have a headache right now so
skating the hazards: GO AHEAD
skating the hazards: MR FACEPALM
skating the hazards: OH MAN I AM SO SAMRT
skating the hazards: LET ME FACEPALM
skating the hazards: YOUR NEANDERTAL-NESS MAKES ME SAD
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Tio Patacas: i was super confused as to what was going on
Tio Patacas: and then germany declares war on me
Tio Patacas: i looked at our frontiers
Tio Patacas: and thought
Tio Patacas: you and what army?
Tio Patacas: (his troops were all in the west)
Tio Patacas: it was all empty
Tio Patacas: no planes
Tio Patacas: no panzers
Tio Patacas: no infantry
Tio Patacas: haha
Tio Patacas: you and what army?
Tio Patacas: and then bismarck take off his pants and shake his huge ♥♥♥♥ in front of me
Tio Patacas: THIS ARMY
Tio Patacas: one turn later são paulo was overridden with panzers
Tio Patacas: READY TO GET ♥♥♥♥♥♥?
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Tio Patacas: oh
Tio Patacas: doom open beta is live
Tio Patacas: i missed the closed alpha
Mr. spenku: heh
Tio Patacas: you know
Mr. spenku: AS IF I COULD EVEN RUN THAT THING
Tio Patacas: the one i got when I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PRE ORDERED WOLFESTEIN
Mr. spenku: i know
Mr. spenku: i saw it downloading in my library
Tio Patacas: IF THEY WERENT SO CRYPTIC ABOUT THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RELEASE DATE OF THIS CLOSED ALPHA, MAYBE I COULD HAVE TRIED IT
Tio Patacas: NOT A SINGLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EMAIL
Tio Patacas: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Mr. spenku: LOL
Tio Patacas: NOW I WONT GET MY NAME IN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ENDING CREDITS
Tio Patacas: ♥♥♥♥ YOU BETHESDA
Mr. spenku: i'm pretty chill about it
Tio Patacas: WELL IM NOT
Tio Patacas: IM NOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHILL ABOUT IT
Mr. spenku: i'm happy with my low-res, no logic grand startegy game here
Tio Patacas: IT WAS MY ONLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHANCE TO LEAVE MY MARK IN THE WORLD
Mr. spenku: well, i won't blame you
Tio Patacas: AND IT GETS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DESTROYED
Tio Patacas: JUST LIKE THAT
Mr. spenku: you could play wolfie
Mr. spenku: OH YES, PEOPLE JUST STOP THEIR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WATCHES TO SEE THE ENDING CREDITS
Mr. spenku: IN A GAME LIKE THIS
Mr. spenku: I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, DID YOU
Mr. spenku: YOU
Mr. spenku: EVEN STOP AT WOLFIES CREDITS?
Mr. spenku: TO LOOKED AT WHO TESTED IT?
Mr. spenku: I DONT THINK SO
Tio Patacas: ...
Tio Patacas: but i did
Mr. spenku: no way
Mr. spenku: you did?
Tio Patacas: i always stick around for the credits
Mr. spenku: oh
Tio Patacas: well this is awkward
Mr. spenku: well that was unexpected
Mr. spenku: sorry for that
Tio Patacas: LOL
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Tio Patacas: dude
Tio Patacas: those isp technicians are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wizards, and i know that
Tio Patacas: but they take over six hours to be summoned by a phone
Tio Patacas: getting through all of the isp ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on phone is a pain in the ass
Tio Patacas: "PLEASE WAIT UNTIL I REDIRECT YOU TO OUR TECHNICAL TROUBLESHOOTING SECTION"
KOIN: ikr
Tio Patacas: *elevator music plays*
KOIN: ROR
Tio Patacas: "PLEASE WAIT UNTIL I REDIRECT YOU TO THE AEROSPACE DEFENSE OFFICES"
Tio Patacas: *whitney houston plays*
Tio Patacas: "PLEASE WAIT UNTIL I TRICK YOU INTO THINKING IM BEING USEFUL AND YOU'RE TOTALLY NOT WASTING YOUR TIME"
Tio Patacas: *♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ celine dion plays*
KOIN: VBQUEOUIRXZXMOQMCORHNVSA
KOIN: BFFFHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Zibibi 27 сен. 2019 г. в 14:19 
Qualquer coisa é melhor q o perfil do parasita
Frank Simata 27 сен. 2019 г. в 14:14 
ok, eu admito. talvez meu perfil seja o melhor
Tio Patacas 24 сен. 2019 г. в 20:07 
se eu me matar ate o fim do ano a culpa vai ser toda sua
Zibibi 24 сен. 2019 г. в 18:35 
Eles não falam pq tem vergonha do seu perfil. Jesus disse que o meu era o perfil mais bonito que ele já viu :)
Tio Patacas 22 сен. 2019 г. в 16:34 
nao, o MEU é mais LINDO do que o seu sua comedora de capim. Todo mundo concorda comigo, so preferem n falar
Zibibi 22 сен. 2019 г. в 14:05 
O MEU É MAIS SEU PARASITA