Recent reviews by Pasta Bellum

This game was beautiful. But if you buy this game at full price know that you are paying $20 for about 4 hours of gameplay. The price aside, I spent 4 hours completely enthralled in the absolute beauty of this game. The voice acting is top knotch, the story kept me on the edge of my seat the whole game, and the environment was breathtaking. A great addition to any mature gamer's collection.

Anything you can do on your table at home, you can do virtually in Tabletop Simulator. Other than eating dinner. Still waiting for that to be implemented.

Never have I become emotionally attached to so many characters only to have them murdered right before my eyes.
Sometimes this game is easy, and sometimes its difficult. But its always fun. A smooth blend of strategy and more strategy makes this game provide hours of fun and entertainment. Once you hone your skills in the amazing campaign, you can try out multiplayer where you will most surely be annihilated by the number of veteran players.

Have fun and good luck Commander. We will be watching.

I watch in awe as a small child telepathically launches a massive flaming whale at a helicopter. Before I can make sense of the situation, an angry flaming bald man riding a blazing Pegasus emerges in furious pursuit of me. In a frenzied attempt to escape, I jump on a horse with a majestic cowboy named Ocelot and we ride off into the storm. Join Captain Ahab (Snake) on the ultimate acid trip in the newest installment in the Metal Gear series.

You can literally throw your own turds at your enemies. This is the future.

Pros:
70 people per server
So many Dinos
Looks amazing
You can ride scorpions

Cons:
Hard on your CPU
Very laggy at times
Navigating is impossible
Character creation WTF

I was worried this was going to be just another PvP Rogue like Rust but I was pleasantly surprised. The people you find on the island rarely attack you and if they do, you keep your level progress when you die.

Animatronic Satan 11/10

Who am I?

As a Point-and-Click enthusiast, I have to say this is a good game. The art style is rather attractive, and the story is very entertaining. I see that a lot of work was put into it and am looking forward to the release of the second half of the game.

Garry's Mod is hundreds of hours of entertainment. Prop Hunt is by far, the most fun and creative game mode I have ever experienced. Grab some friends and play in a private lobby for some great laughs. You wont be disappointed.