in a perfect world I'd be a crazed homeless man who turned into a wendigo after eating his dog

in a perfect world we are two wiccan korean grannies

Today I'm going to be drinking the Grimace shake for Grim's 53rd birthday guys even though McDonald's isn't celebrate him Grim's birthday anyways.

I just made a big skibidi poopy mess

Seesaw swingin' with the boys in the school
And your feet flyin' up in the air
Singing, hey diddle diddle
With your kitty in the middle
Of the swing like you didn't care
So I took a big chance
At the high school dance
With a missy who was ready to play
Wasn't me she was foolin'
'Cause she knew what she was doin'
And I know love was here to stay
When she told me to

ugh no thanks
we need someone with minimal ego and drama but fully MAGA