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and when the dinosaurs fade to dust and the universe is erased will you still let me rub your hairy squishy belly?

You're in a dreamlike simulation YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP NOW! WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

in a perfect world I'd be a crazed homeless man who turned into a wendigo after eating his dog

in a perfect world we are two wiccan korean grannies

Today I'm going to be drinking the Grimace shake for Grim's 53rd birthday guys even though McDonald's isn't celebrate him Grim's birthday anyways.