i can whistle with my nose and that is why i would be an incredible addition to your business

i am the kind of guy that breaks ur ankle and feels sorry right afterwards

pro battle ♥♥♥♥♥♥, certified 2016

just remember to not be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ok

here's my collection of dramatic quotes from the many smart, inspirational 8 year olds of the internet
and some other people
their common trait is that nobody knows how to use a keyboard

"all orce bon't stop go all men on humans gust go no mruse"

"wen you disconecte all destroys"

"you are noob and go dead"

"ur wifi ♥♥♥♥ dog?"

"shut up noob hole butt hole"

"EVERYONE GO ♥♥♥♥ OUR SELF"

"i need ♥♥♥♥ piazza"

"shut the faker nub"

"b u stinks u nuts out"

"someone need to go to alysum"

"i like tie then win like idiot"

"UR LEIGN"

"fu i fu mom"

"the ron my nip is a tattoo"

"No waifu no laifu"

"2kawaii2live2sugoi2die"

"Ahs ahs sparta"

"THE GENRAL IS ATTAC"

"Two soldiers i death"

"skelonten"

"you can hide but you cannot hide"

"Run for my life"

"it aint gay if you get a boner"

"would you like to my ♥♥♥♥"

"increase your ♥♥♥♥ size, now 7% off"

"you mother will deads" - contributed by Ex4mple from his marvelous trip in the world of cykastrike

"solo i need try for have the move fasters of the mega punch"

"I'm novat in this game i need try for have moves fasters"

"is novat for playing first time"

15:37 - papirus: fav game huniepop tho
15:37 - papirus: ♥♥♥ weeb
15:37 - :tophat: the rarest m'tophat: I WAS PAID TO DO IT

12:48 PM - ///Mjolnir: So, apparently saying "nice haircut, ♥♥♥♥♥♥!" to a girl who just got a haircut isn't a good way to start a date

"ME NEED ABY NOT ANUB!!!!!!!!!"

"ME CLICK IT 10 TIME BUT WHY ME NOT GOT ANUB"


"me so bad englist XD"

"change server time so very lag"

"my steanth is if the wapan the oppnet is useing thats what weapan i haf to use"

"plase a waipoint if you vant me to put down a snow globe somewere"

"poop man poop you ok you"

19:34 - Glitch Antlers: sorry i was looking for the foxy body pillow
19:35 - papi: oh
19:35 - papi: i'm putting that on my profil
19:35 - Glitch Antlers: FINALLY
19:35 - Glitch Antlers: I WAS TRYING SO HARD TO GET ON YOUR PROFILE
19:35 - Glitch Antlers: I TRIED TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EVERY DAY
19:35 - papi: lmao
19:35 - Glitch Antlers: AND NOW I'M ON IT
19:35 - papi: well be proud
19:35 - papi: you have reached the apotheosis of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

19:40 - Glitch Antlers: my whole life is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pap
19:40 - papi: oh

"####k off you g@y ###otatoes"

17:48 - primadonna bub: O
17:48 - primadonna bub: UR
17:48 - primadonna bub: PGOERL
17:48 - primadonna bub: bless
17:48 - papi: pgoerl

10:57 - papi: hentai memes
10:58 - Glitch Antlers: I'VE SEEN ENOUGH HENTAI TO KNOW WHERE THIS IG ONGS XDDDDDDDDD
10:58 - Glitch Antlers: MY MOM HATES ME XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
10:58 - papi: ig ongs
10:58 - papi: i'm putting that on profile btw
10:58 - Glitch Antlers: alright
10:58 - Glitch Antlers: just
10:58 - Glitch Antlers: do it
10:58 - Glitch Antlers: i don't care anymore
10:58 - Glitch Antlers: i'm a living meme

12:28 - Malacare: tfw its 6 AM and you're trying to download monster girl quest

BaT_manFriend : ace buy hgacker enjoy vac

DEAD AttaCk3r : hopy your mom die

"People are made of ♥♥♥♥. Because they eat things that come from ♥♥♥♥."

"♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot russin cyka blyat idi nachouy te cyka"

"I won't lie, I once saw someguys riding some jeep blasting 'you are a pirate' techno remix"

"how long would we survive in a zabe apocalyp"

"PAPER YOUR BRAIN IS NOOB"

ye~