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All my skills, money and energy are yours for the taking, just do me a favor and use it wisely
So in total I love you Pokimane...My soul is yours, take it and be free with it, and if you need it:All my skills, money and energy are yours for the taking, just do me a favor and use it wisely
Dude here's what I need from you, I need for you to make me as beautiful as I am to you and I will do the same for you so you can take you from this world. Then we will live a life full of happiness. will ask you to have sex with me in the next 10 days, If we don't have sex, or if I fail to tell you I love you or want you, i will just be wondering about our life together with my soul longing for yours and without you my life would be nothing but a funeral. Will do anything to be with you.
The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even if you were correct, you won't be for long."
Paying for a picture from down below, Feet pics onto me, you will bestow.
Please just accept my act of kindness, I did to see that part of my highness.
I will lick my lips to the sight of you toes, I'll get so hard, and it really shows,
How much pleasure a simple gift of yours can give Please, Pokimane, it's my only will to live
⠄⠄⢠⢾⢵⣗⣷⣿⣻⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧
⠄⣴⡫⣗⢽⡺⡽⣞⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇
⢸⣿⡯⣪⡣⡫⡯⣯⣷⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄
⢸⣿⣿⣢⢫⣝⢾⣯⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⣿⣿⣷⢀⣄
⠈⣿⣿⣯⢧⣳⣻⣺⡻⣽⠝⢋⠁⠒⢚⣓⣿⣿⡿⢿
⠄⢹⣿⣏⠄⠄⢀⠄⡘⣾⣷⣦⣪⣳⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽
⡫⡾⣿⡯⣮⣢⢶⢵⢼⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠋
⠑⡢⢿⣿⣳⢽⢝⡷⣵⣷⣿⠿⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢧
⠄⠘⠞⣿⣷⢽⢵⣳⠵⠐⢑⠙⡚⠿⣿⣿⡿⢝⠜⡄
⠄⠄⠄⠘⣟⣿⣽⡞⣡⢒⠓⠝⣙⣓⣪⡻⠝⡀⣼⣷⡤⣠⣤
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢷⢝⢧⢲⢎⠳⠹⠱⣹⡱⠈⠂⣰⣿⣿⣳⠄⢤
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣧⣃⠄⠑⠕⠒⡚⠝⠁⢀⢜⣾⣟⣯⡒⡀⡘
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣷⢢⢠⢀⣀⠄⡄⡖⡵⣯⣿⡽⣧⡳⢐⠔
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠄⠘⢯⡪⡪⡢⡣⣱⢽⢝⣯⡷⣻⣵⣟⢔⠅
Edit: it literally makes a rapid vibrating noise.
I'm supposed to be playing Rust™ but this one player keeps kicking my ass.
Is it papascrub?!
Yeah, papascrub.
Who is papascrub?
Some say papascrub is the first Rust™ player ever.
Born from fire.
I heard, papascrub can hurl a boulder farther than a catapult.
I heard papascrub once defeated an entire army with a p2.
But the worst part is, just when you think you're safe, just when you think you might escape...
WHAM!!! Just like that!
collective gasps
Steam Notification
What? No, no no no, no no no!
Steam Notification
That's impossible!
"papascrub" has dinked my node!
Mine too!
Aw you guys, I'm sure it's not that bad.
You have no idea what just happend.
I might have some idea.
He turns around, and powers his 49" Ultrawide Curved Monitor™, showing he is infact papascrub
Like & Sub for Part 2!!!
-Make every female skin naked
-Add hot sex and porn
-Make female skins more thicc
-Add physics for boobies and ass
Plz don’t hate it’s just my opinion!
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║░▒║
║░▒║with this blade
║░▒║I cut those who
║░▒║disrespect
║░▒║Pokimane
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⡁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⡴⠒⢲⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿
⣿⡿⠋⠉⠉⠢⡈⢢⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣄⢳⣀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⢰⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⡀⣸⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠
⣦⡆⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⡀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾
⣿⣿⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
I practice driving my future daughters to school and play highlights of pokimanes best laughs over the years. Sometimes we even have to pull over because we start crying from how much we love her. I hold my imaginary daughters and i howl. i howl and cry and rage into the steering wheel about how special she is, and how the world just cant understand.
Thank you Pokimane.