Hi, give me gift Deadlock pls

Hi, give me gift Deadlock pls

My soul is yours, take it and be free with it, and if you need it:
All my skills, money and energy are yours for the taking, just do me a favor and use it wisely
So in total I love you Pokimane...My soul is yours, take it and be free with it, and if you need it:All my skills, money and energy are yours for the taking, just do me a favor and use it wisely
Dude here's what I need from you, I need for you to make me as beautiful as I am to you and I will do the same for you so you can take you from this world. Then we will live a life full of happiness. will ask you to have sex with me in the next 10 days, If we don't have sex, or if I fail to tell you I love you or want you, i will just be wondering about our life together with my soul longing for yours and without you my life would be nothing but a funeral. Will do anything to be with you.

fake papa

e traverserais à la nage tout l'océan Atlantique en combattant toutes les créatures marines sans repos, avec rien d'autre qu'un morceau de fil dentaire, juste pour avoir une chance d'avoir la chaleur de ton corps contre le mien. YFM?

hey man are you ok? just concerned with your latest tweet... hope you get the help you need x

this name is mine life story....

what is this name dude

And when the world needed him the most, RedstoneMaster101 vanished.....

there i said it, PapaScrub is at least ten times more attractive than any human male, hes big, strong ,handsome, and incredibly sexy~, i love everything about him from his big sharp teeth and long, slimey lizard tongue to his big, thick, meaty, sexy tail and his big sexy muscles are so perfect! ,i wish PapaScrub was real so i could eat his fat kaiju ass or he could just eat me whole which might actually be better than sex anyways. if i could marry any man real or fictional i would choose PapaScrub in a heartbeat every time because there is no greater man in all of fiction, and every day and night i fantasize about him sexually and romantically before going to bed because i find the thought of hot monster sex extremely arousing and the thoughts of his gentle embrace greatly comforts my lonely mind. PapaScrub is perfection and no other man can ever compare to him!

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guys... guys!! please youre making me blush (◠‿◠✿)

nice guy, dont get me wrong, tall and handsome, but could better

PapaScrub is a current professional Rust player whose roots come from playing at a pro level in games such as: Rust, Rust, and Rust- fighting against the likes of Skadoodle! PapaScrub has the unique trait of being able to play multiple games and genres at a professional capacity. PapaScrub's ability to improve quickly, provide high quality lessons, and his outspokenness on stream have captured peoples attention to this day as he strives to continue making his mark as a new blood player in Rust and further explore opportunities in the Shooting Game sphere within Esports.

pedro is gay

I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually," he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. you use GNU-SLASH-Linux." I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU-SLASH-Linux."

The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

I click on your stream and donate my savings, For the only purpose of fulfilling my cravings.

Paying for a picture from down below, Feet pics onto me, you will bestow.

Please just accept my act of kindness, I did to see that part of my highness.

I will lick my lips to the sight of you toes, I'll get so hard, and it really shows,

How much pleasure a simple gift of yours can give Please, Pokimane, it's my only will to live

send me that discord link bro bro trying to get in tune with ya.

omg 😱 28 dollars 💸 for cookies 🍪 it’s 4 bags 🛍 ️ , that’s 7, 7 dollars 🤑 . i know, i knooooow math 🤓 💯 📚 is hard when you are an idiot 🤪 buttaaaa if you are a broke 💅 boi 👦 just say so 💁🏻‍♀ ️ 󠀀

hey want to duo legacy?

I see you got battle\bit, lets play some time bro bro

I see you got battle\bit, lets play some time bro bro

I see you got battle\bit, lets play some time bro bro

I see you got battle\bit, lets play some time bro bro

signed :) lets play csgo

queued with cheater. Cheating Canadian ♥♥♥♥♥

not easy being the best these days

Trump will bomb subhuman like this

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ subhuman. Queue with his boyfriend of a cheater. His bf jumping headshot walling

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Stop it, bethesda. We get it, you're juvenile, sex addicted, and want to push your mental illness on others. Stop it. It looks dumb. We don't need a vibrating ♥♥♥♥ pleaser for an LG, especially in the Quake world. We suffered through the dumb ass heart rocket launcher you forced onto us, and now it's this crap. Stop it. At the very least, make it illegal to use in competition, because it's embarrassing for the esport. Grow up, and stop it. Focus on fixing the damn netcode, and stop clowning around with leather textures on your ♥♥♥♥ pleaser.

Edit: it literally makes a rapid vibrating noise.

My mod. My blood brother. My comrade. Love you brother :)

ill show you a good time and sign your mousepad free of charge

bro when i visit canada me and you are going to meet up. <3

get farted on

What are you guys playing?

I'm supposed to be playing Rust™ but this one player keeps kicking my ass.

Is it papascrub?!

Yeah, papascrub.

Who is papascrub?

Some say papascrub is the first Rust™ player ever.

Born from fire.

I heard, papascrub can hurl a boulder farther than a catapult.

I heard papascrub once defeated an entire army with a p2.

But the worst part is, just when you think you're safe, just when you think you might escape...

WHAM!!! Just like that!

collective gasps

Steam Notification

What? No, no no no, no no no!

Steam Notification

That's impossible!

"papascrub" has dinked my node!

Mine too!

Aw you guys, I'm sure it's not that bad.

You have no idea what just happend.

I might have some idea.

He turns around, and powers his 49" Ultrawide Curved Monitor™, showing he is infact papascrub

Like & Sub for Part 2!!!

papa stinky

cheeseman is disgusting

:pog:

How to fix Fortnite (just my opinion)

-Make every female skin naked

-Add hot sex and porn

-Make female skins more thicc

-Add physics for boobies and ass

Plz don’t hate it’s just my opinion!

Hello my queen, you are looking so beautiful today, your eyes shine like the moon at dusk, while I watch it stare me right into my soul i think about our time together. I hope to sometimes meet you my heart is craving for you love, oh my queen Pokimane

If Pokimane has 5 million fans I am one of them. 👉👈 If Pokimane has ten fans I am one of them. 🗣🎶 If Pokimane has only one fan, then that is me. 🙏🏼🙏🏼 If Pokimane has no fans, that means I am no more on the Earth. ⛪️ If the world is against Pokimane, I am against the world ✍️

What happened next might seem like it happened over a long time however all of these events only occurred in 6 milliseconds. FIRST all men in the world simultaneously ejaculated a jet stream of ♥♥♥ causing mass floods all over the world. SECOND All of the women in the world simultaneously and spontaneously combusted and ceased to exist. THIRD Pokimane became the queen of the world, and was given the key to earth, and all males had to bow down to her. FOURTH Pokimane made sure all the males in the entire world would impregnate her. FIFTH The earths population rose back to 7.8 billion, every single person of the female gender was an essential copy of Pokimane. And that is how 2020 would end.

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of course

thats a nice c󠀡󠀡oc󠀡󠀡k. would you like to practice sex kungfu with me

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god, you're such a pokimane it drives me crazy

I admire her bravery so much. I dont have children but every day i practice talking to my future daughters across the table and telling them about how great Pokimane is. I tell them "sweety, you're a pokimane". I literally turned her name into a word that describes beauty, bravery, and poise.

I practice driving my future daughters to school and play highlights of pokimanes best laughs over the years. Sometimes we even have to pull over because we start crying from how much we love her. I hold my imaginary daughters and i howl. i howl and cry and rage into the steering wheel about how special she is, and how the world just cant understand.

Thank you Pokimane.