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cringy weeb who crutches immortal.

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After a solid game of Destiny 2, I added him because he seemed like a pretty good player and generally a good guy. We started talking, and over the next few months we got tight. Lots of back and forth chatting, good Destiny games, and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my friends house for a Destiny lan party. He said ofc, so I was stoked to meet him in real life because he was coming.
When he got to my friends house he whispered in my ear that he had to tell me a secret in private. We went into a separate room from the party, and thats when he tripped me and jumped on me while I was on the ground trying to get my pants off. What he didn't realize is that there was a another door in the room, Thats when I knocked him out with a solid right hook. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

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