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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:37pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:25am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:45pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:31pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 9:44am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 11:21am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:58am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:36am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 9:57pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 8:21am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 7:09am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:04pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:32pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:14pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:16pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:21pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:36pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:51pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 10:10am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:38pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 8:22pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 5:44pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:07am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 6:02pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 6:02pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 6:02pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:15pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:37pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:20am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 10:24am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:13pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:13pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:47pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 10:33am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:57am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:05pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:14pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:23am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:45pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:16pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 10:33am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 9:04pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:36pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 12:16pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 5:49pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:24pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:16pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 5:44pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 11:39am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:50am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 11:41pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 9:45am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:49am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:12am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 4:17am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 10:48pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 8:57am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 11:21am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 12:02am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:10pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 6:45am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 6:53am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 7:36am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:28pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:20am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 12:17pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:14pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:42pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 9:45am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:21am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:01pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 9:37pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 12:48am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:33am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:04am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 4:17am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 3:18pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:51am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 12:10am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 9:22am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:07am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 12:02am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 3:23pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 9:06am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:47am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 8:40pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 5:45pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:55am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 10:26am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:13am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 9:24pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 9:24pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 6:44am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 9:27pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 12:10am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 5:14am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:50am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:53am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 9:06am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:10pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 8:40pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 8:41pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 6:53am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 6:51am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 9:32am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 8:43am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 8:37pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:15am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:10pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:07pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:18am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 7:33am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:42am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 9:41pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 11:21am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:26pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:20pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:29pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 4:02pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 9:20pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 11:22pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 2:22am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 5:00am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 7:07am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 7:44am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:01am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 1:27am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 9:32am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:11pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:16am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:31am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 11:40pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:31am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 12:04am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 8:37pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 6:50am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 6:50am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 7:35am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:18am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 12:12pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:40am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 8:45pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 8:45pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:26am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:59am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 10:52am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:39pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:55am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 10:49am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:15pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:51pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 9:03pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:50am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 11:31pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:10pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:21am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 3:50am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 9:21am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 12:05am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:32pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:04am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 5:51pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:51am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:31am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 8:37pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 9:32pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 10:41pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 10:50pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:45am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 12:27pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:46am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:33am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:52pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 2:00pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:51pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:47pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:43am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:05am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:02am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:06am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:07am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:12am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 6:02pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 12:16pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 9:28pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:33pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 6:57am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:10pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:36pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 8:37pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 8:41pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 6:55am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:15am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:17am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:18am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:20am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:47pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:51pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:52am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 2:17pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 11:22pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 5:00am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 7:35am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 12:11pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:41pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 11:52pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:49am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:34am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:46am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 10:06pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 10:39pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:35am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 7:09am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:09pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 8:43am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 9:24pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 9:30pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 6:44am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 7:37am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:32pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:44pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:36am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 10:45pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:52am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 10:52am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:17am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:59am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:33pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 8:37pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 8:37pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 6:50am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 7:35am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:20am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:48pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:47pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:24am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:52am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:53am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:44am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:12pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 5:25pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 8:22pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:32pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 11:12am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 9:45am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 3:04pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:55am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:44am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 12:12pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 12:26pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:46pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:01am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:49am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:03am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:15am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:17am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:17am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:49pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:49pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:52am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:52am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:53am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:44am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:09am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:09am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 2:57pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:03am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:08am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:07am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:05am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:19am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:49am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:42am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:12am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:22pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:23pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:34am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:23pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:39pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:41pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 2:59pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 12:34am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 9:12pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:36am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 8:33am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 9:29pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:18am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 12:12pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:53am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:09am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:05pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:45am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:36am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 4:14pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 7:09am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:17am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:50pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:35am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:20am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:49pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:50pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:51am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:52am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:41am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:08am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:08am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:09am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:04pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:04pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:05pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:33pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:52am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:52am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:53am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:43am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:08am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:08am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:02pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:05pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:05pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:47pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:34pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:50am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:50am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:01am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:10am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:36am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:03am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 2:17pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:22pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:40pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 4:34pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:04pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 10:43pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:14pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:14pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 9:27pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 9:28pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 9:28pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:18am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:15pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:41pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:17pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 10:50am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 10:50am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:17am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:06am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:43am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:06am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:07am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 2:59pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:01pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:03pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:46pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:46pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:46pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:50am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:59am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:59am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 7:28am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 10:06pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:01pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 7:38am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 12:12pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 12:12pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:41am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:10am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:05pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:33pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:49am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 7:07am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:51am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:37am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 5:39pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:15pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 7:04am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:20am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:35am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 9:04pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:34am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 6:47am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:15am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:46pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:53am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:10am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:00pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:33pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:50am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 8:16am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 10:50am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 12:04pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:54am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:33pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:18pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:23pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:27pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 7:04am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 10:18am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 11:15am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 10:54am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 8:42pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 1:00am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 9:31am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:43am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 9:32pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 9:42pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 7:06am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:02pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 6:49am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:40pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:00pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:25am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:01pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:02pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:02pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:46pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:46pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:50am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:50am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:59am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 7:11am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 10:50am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 8:41pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 9:44pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 11:16am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 9:43pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 7:07am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:01pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:43pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:43pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:45pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:49am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:50am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 7:11am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 7:17am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 9:04am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 9:04am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 10:50am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 8:41pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:33pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:33pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:55pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 7:39am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 1:46pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:51am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:05am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:00pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:32pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:50am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 7:09am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 9:22pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 9:31am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 12:12pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:07am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:49pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:48pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:08am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 7:33am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:33am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 9:42am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 11:15am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 9:18pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:15pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:27pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:13pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:37pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:37pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 10:33pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:17am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 9:31pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:15am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:47am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:41am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:18am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:32pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:34pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:59am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 10:50am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 1:51pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:08am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:50pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:42pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:43pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:49am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:49am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:58am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 7:17am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 10:50am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 9:21pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 9:45pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:33pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 7:35am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 3:18pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:21am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:46pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:45pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:00am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 10:54am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:57pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:33am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 11:30pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 6:45am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 12:26pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:47am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:42am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:17am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 6:24pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:55am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 10:50am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 10:50am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 2:51pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:11am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 9:54pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:49am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:58am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 7:11am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 7:57am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 9:04am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 10:50am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 10:50am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:33pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:28am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:33pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 2:43am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 2:00pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked