Hello skin/item/hat collectors and/or scammers. At this current time, I am not selling, trading or exchanging any of my items. I am also not interested in any sort of offers/requests/beggings. Therefore I would really appreciate if you, potential trader, collector, scammer et cetera, would direct your offers to the nearest folder Ö [en.wiktionary.org] or alternatively, in the nearest rubbish bin. Be sure to check back never. Thank you for your time.

Ain't got keys you're no friend of mine
so your trade request I must decline