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Not Recommended
1.0 hrs last two weeks / 266.5 hrs on record (38.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: 7 Jan, 2021 @ 3:16pm

if you like to have a stick up your ass this game is for you. Electronic Arts Inc. (EA) is an American video game company founded and incorporated on May 27, 1982, by Apple employee Trip Hawkins, the company was a pioneer of the early home computer game industry and promoted the designers and programmers responsible for its games as "software artists". They are also known for consantly fu**ing their users in the ass with various bugs, crashes and more. You should also be aware of that microtransactions is their biggest freaking fetish. Apex Legends is the proof that video games can cause metaphysical retardation. You will be met by octanes running faster than Usain Bolt at 3AM. Caustic is gonna give you his remains of saturday evening dinner(beans and onions) in a package which he releases from his fu**ing rear end. Wraith will most likely phase away from you and your team during mid fight and gibraltar will most likely sit on your face.

If this game sounds like it`s for you go ahead.
Disclaimer: Do not play this game if you have suicidal thoughts

Kindest regards Ruben-almost dead inside Hoff
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