I LOVE YOU

你好！我是北京三岔路精神疾病健康研究中心的主治醫生，主攻腦殘方向的研究與治療！我院領導看到你的行為以後高度重視你的情況，特派我來幫你擺脫病魔的困擾。希望你相信醫生，配合我們工作，精神疾病可防可控可治，你要樹立起堅強的信心，我們一定會使你走出陰影，過上正常人的生活。

BRO i had my eye on you for quite a long time.

you are REALLY hilarious.

i do consider myself as a funny gal but you are just TEN times TWENTY times better than me.

NO it should be HUNDRED times.

i NEVER imagine i could witness you true powerful power in this post

ROFL right now i am typing and meantime picking up my intestines, internal organs, kidneys, which just left on the floor while i was rolling

just put them back inside my stomach thru my tiny little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Have you ever considered to perform a stand-up comedy in HUNG HOM Stadium?

同我扑撚完之後第二日就分手，好吖﹗人地話你世紀渣男我都唔信。你仲記唔記得你溝我果陣晚晚同我傾電話？而家打電話你cut我線？Whatsapp你又封埋？提埋你呀﹗你封漏左我個steam呀。如果你對得住自己良心你咪繼續同你班朋友打高達囉

同我扑撚完之後第二日就分手，好吖﹗人地話你世紀渣男我都唔信。你仲記唔記得你溝我果陣晚晚同我傾電話？而家打電話你cut我線？Whatsapp你又封埋？提埋你呀﹗你封漏左我個steam呀。如果你對得住自己良心你咪繼續同你班朋友打高達囉

你好，终于联繫到您了，我是淘宝客服，给你打电话打不通，QQ也不回，看见你在这裡只好给你留言了。你寄回的充气娃娃我们已经帮您修好了，马上给您寄回去，但请你别那麽残暴的对她，她毕竟只是个娃娃。 ，下次您温柔点，毕竟不是钢铁製成的，寄回来的时候在场的工作人员看了都哭了！其实我看着也想哭，那玩意惨不忍睹啊，你说你前面也就算了，后面你都不放过，毕竟有些人有那些特殊的嗜好，我也不说了，嘴巴都变形了，好吧我承认嘴巴也是正常的，关键是鼻孔，耳孔你是怎麽进去的？我就纳闷了。还有最后一个就是尼玛的肚脐眼。草，你也是特麽人才，最后还给特麽差评