i cant keep ordering all these pizzas im sick of it i order one and they just walk in give it to me and i tell them ♥♥♥♥ off and they say you gotta pay and i tell them i ordered it why would i pay and slam the door and now they dont even bring pizzas anymore they just send "police officers" and instead of pizza its a a tazer so thats why im in jail please pay for bail thank you

mario from mario:red, toad from mario:red. luigi from mario:green, green toad from mario:green. peach from mario:pink, toadette from mario:pink. all the toads. when you place it like that you might start to realize that toad will eventually become the cast of mario and now mario and his friends(including toad) are in danger of toad taking over. i hope chris pratt orders steak from my restaurant when he comes here because i live next to mario and he is like him and mario always orders the steak. at least until toad came along

Truly a poggers individual, would nae nae with again 10/10

Erm what the snack?

i had to sneak snacks into the movie theater(ive never been but i heard people do this) but no joke they had snacks at the movie theater so i was like wait why do i have to sneak them so i put them back in my car and i grabbed one of the snacks and they said i had to pay and i was like bro i already payed and i showed them my ticket and they said you have to pay for the snacks seperately so i asked them how much it was and lets just say it was expensive but i didnt want to pay although i had already taken a bite so i had to pay and then i checked and i left my wallet at home so they said i had to work there to pay it off so i did and anyway thats how i got to be fnaf bear freddys in fnaf at freddys movie

he is right there