Du er blevet velsignet af spilmester martin venligst overgiv din mødom til bardas disciple hvilket vil sige mig

Hvad du ser her med dine egne dødelige øjne, er en elleve pund hel skive deli skinke. Det har ingen knogler, fedt eller bindevæv. Det er en sammenlægning af kødet fra flere grise, emulgeret, flydende, silet og i sidste ende ubønhørligt samlet i en uhellig kødobelisk. Gud havde ingen hånd i skabelsen af ​​denne afsky. Det faktum, at denne skinkemonolit eksisterer, beviser, at Gud enten er impotent til at ændre sit univers eller uvidende om de rædsler, der finder sted i hans rige. Denne prisme af svinekød er mere end delikatessekød. Det er en fysisk erklæring om menneskehedens foragt for den naturlige orden.

Det er åbenlyst hybris.

In the GOOD way

I know this guy in real life, and trust me.... he likes children :D

Muslim Terroris child lover

At one time I considered this guy my best friend. We went to the same school and were best friends. He would come over my house on the weekends, and we would stay up all night playing halo 2 in my basement and eat candy until we were sick. As I mentioned before we went to the same school. Well one day in the locker room after PE he told me he wanted me to stay after everyone left so we could talk for a second. I reluctantly agreed as I did not want to be late for my next class which was history. He told me to start taking off my clothes which surprised me because we had been friends for years. I said back to him "yeah right dude" and laughed. Then he got up and forced me into the locker pinning my arms up above my head. I was shaking with fear and could not even muscle up the strength to fight back. He began pulling down my pants along with my underwear and whispered into my ear "Don't you ever tell anybody what is about to happen here". I cried harder and he made me feel like a girl.