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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:25pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:10am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:54am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:44am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:52am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:46am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:20am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:20am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:56pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:54am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:50am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:26am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:04am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:14am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:02am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:09am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:04pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:21am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 8:01pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:51am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:20am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:34am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:18am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:24am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:21am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 11:13pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:59am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:37am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:25am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:12am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:01am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:52am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 11:49am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 1:50pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:26am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:59pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:35pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:10am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:01am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:32am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:32am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 11:30am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:46pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:52am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:12am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:01am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:39pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 11:02pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:34am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:09am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:02am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:02pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:38am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:30am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 1:02am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:53am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:01am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 11:57am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 1:03am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 7:49pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 10:54pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 1:08pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:03pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 9:52pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 11:32am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 7:42pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:39pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 10:39am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:28am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 1:29am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 12:54am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 2:32am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:59pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:35am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 1:07am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:20am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:48am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 1:47am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 10:03pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:15am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:20am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 10:43pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 1:09am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 11:16pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:05am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 11:29am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 11:52am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:00am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 7:12pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 1:35am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 8:27pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 12:16am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 11:58pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:59pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:36am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 6:56pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:36am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:36am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:57pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:46pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 2:45pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:19am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 1:15am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 11:57am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 1:42pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 2:24pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:43am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2024 @ 9:01pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2024 @ 11:58am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:44am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:01am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 5:37pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:42am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:44am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:07pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:37am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:43am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:44am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:44am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:44am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:44am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:44am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:44am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:45am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:45am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:45am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:45am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:44am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:44am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:44am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:57pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:42am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:53pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:53pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:53pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:15am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 1:38am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 1:28am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:42am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:42am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:31pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 8:57pm



Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
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