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36 of 44 (82%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2017 @ 4:57pm

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:03am

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:08am

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2017 @ 5:04pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2017 @ 9:46am

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 6:31pm

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2017 @ 3:23pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2017 @ 9:46am

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 12:06pm

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2017 @ 4:58pm

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 6:24pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:25am

Played with balls

Did you have fun?
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:32am

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:20am

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 12:20pm

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:43pm

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:43pm

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:06pm

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:09pm

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:08pm



Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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