Recent reviews by fakie

How to tell someone that Call of Duty is ♥♥♥♥:
💀 $20 for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ audio upgrade 💀
Might as well buy studio monitors or high quality headphones

In my restless dreams, I see that town.
Silent Hill.
You promised you'd take me there again someday,
But you never did.
Well I'm alone there now...
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you...
(Only gripe is the snail-pace loading screen when you first load in.)

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YIPPEE

Don't feel like buying a Kemper Profiling Amp because you're not sure if you want to pursue a hobby for playing the guitar? Well, say no more. Rocksmith doesn't teach you how to become a virtuoso like Yngwie Malmsteen, but it can help you learn the basics. You can learn basic chords, play along to songs despite missing most of the notes, learn how notes change along the fret board, and practice on your own. There's tons of amps to choose from songs. My absolute favorite song is Cherub Rock by the Smashing Pumpkins. Every time I listen to that song, I'm just blown away by the creativity.

You can use Rocksmith as a guitar amp while you search online for tabs for whatever song you want to learn. Just make sure your PC can handle more processes than just the game, or use your phone. Remember to have fun!

(This is still better than Rocksmith+ since their library is limited)

Oh boy, I can't wait to play custom Zombies maps with my friends after prioritizing my time to graduate from college. There must've been so many maps made in the last 4 years. What? I can't play the game? There's an RCE exploit that has existed since 2022, and Activision only cares about people buying their new ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ titles so they can have more money to wipe their ass with? Surely you're just joking. Activision wouldn't do that to their fans that want to feel nostalgic over the fond memories they hold with older titles. *Clueless*
To the people at Activision, can you please WAKE THE ♥♥♥♥ UP? This exploit has remained rent free in this game for a year, and I wouldn't be surprised if it stayed for another year. You've tried to fix it once but it didn't do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Could you at least pay your coding department a little more money so they feel like it's worth their time, and effort? Imagine not checking a CVE for vulnerabilities with your past & present products.

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This is the worst ♥♥♥♥ and Ball Torture game to ever exist. ♥♥♥♥ should've been in MW2 (2022) but Activision has no brains anymore.

0/10 straight buggin' on the cash grab like NBA 2K yo
0/10 Black Ops 6 too. CoD would do better if they stop the yearly releases. They can't handle that anymore.

♥♥♥♥ you Activision for forcing H2M to shutdown. Imagine being so salty that a group of individuals remastered an old title in a short amount of time. Faster than all the trash you have been releasing for the last decade. Black Ops 6 looks like the same ♥♥♥♥ from Cold War, but with a new title slapped on. Never will I buy another Call of Duty title. Time to go sailing since you haven't done ♥♥♥♥ to stop that.

10/10 gr8 game. Helps out with ur csgo game if u r lurker ukno.

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