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🌈 🌈 💜❤️💛💚💙💜
🌈 🌈 🌈 💜❤️💛💚💙💜
🌈 🌈 🌈 🌈 💜❤️💛💚💙
🌈 🌈 🌈 🌈 🌈 💜❤️💛💚
🌈 🌈 🌈 🌈 🌈 💜❤️💛💚
🌈 🌈 🌈 🌈 🌈 🌈 💜❤️💛
🌈 🌈 🌈 🌈 🌈 🌈 💜❤️💛
🌈 🌈 🌈 🌈 🌈 🌈 💜❤️💛
🌈 🌈 🌈 🌈 🌈 💜❤️💛💚
🌈 🌈 🌈 🌈 🌈 💜❤️💛💚
🌈 🌈 🌈 🌈 💜❤️💛💚💙
🌈 🌈 🌈💜❤️💛💚💙💜
🌈 🌈💜❤️💛💚💙💜
🌈💜❤️💛💚💙💜
💜❤️💛💚💙💜
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/ / \\ U
レ ノ ヽ_つ L
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What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.
It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
This isn't funny. It isn't clever. It's just a symptom of a broken society tearing itself apart. It's pathetic & sad. It's a failure to communicate & you should be as ashamed of it as I am. I'd say my heart weeps.... but it's such a tired routine all I can do is sigh & move on.
O ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ C
O ɪ ʙᴇɢ ʏᴏᴜ U
ROOD KCUTS
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O ɪ ʙᴇɢ ʏᴏᴜ U
ROOD KCUTS
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ㅤ* Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
ㅤ* One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others.
ㅤ* I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
🥗 * 🌂 * 🍧 * 🎄 * 🌽 * 🍇 * 🎍 * 🌸 * ⚡ * 🐝 * 🎈 * 🐛 * 👔 * 🎫 * 💄 * ⛳
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!
If I don't get this back I'm obviously not a close friend.
Now, I have a game for you, it's been played since 1977. Once you read this, you have to send it to 15 people. Your next 5 days will be like this:
Day 1 - you will wake up to the biggest shock of your life.
Day 2 - you will cross paths with an old friend you have missed.
Day 3 - you will find yourself with a lot of money.
Day 4 - your day will be perfect.
Day 5 - the love of your life will kiss you.
Don't break this. Send it to 14 friends in 10 minutes.
It's not that hard. Whoever sent this to you must care about you.
Don't know how to send it? Lol. Just hold your finger on it and it should say forward.
If I don't get this back I'm obviously not a close friend.
Now, I have a game for you, it's been played since 1977. Once you read this, you have to send it to 15 people. Your next 5 days will be like this:
Day 1 - you will wake up to the biggest shock of your life.
Day 2 - you will cross paths with an old friend you have missed.
Day 3 - you will find yourself with a lot of money.
Day 4 - your day will be perfect.
Day 5 - the love of your life will kiss you.
Don't break this. Send it to 14 friends in 10 minutes.
It's not that hard. Whoever sent this to you must care about you.
Don't know how to send it? Lol. Just hold your finger on it and it should say forward.
If I don't get this back I'm obviously not a close friend.
Now, I have a game for you, it's been played since 1977. Once you read this, you have to send it to 15 people. Your next 5 days will be like this:
Day 1 - you will wake up to the biggest shock of your life.
Day 2 - you will cross paths with an old friend you have missed.
Day 3 - you will find yourself with a lot of money.
Day 4 - your day will be perfect.
Day 5 - the love of your life will kiss you.
Don't break this. Send it to 14 friends in 10 minutes.
It's not that hard. Whoever sent this to you must care about you.
Don't know how to send it? Lol. Just hold your finger on it and it should say forward.
If I don't get this back I'm obviously not a close friend.
Now, I have a game for you, it's been played since 1977. Once you read this, you have to send it to 15 people. Your next 5 days will be like this:
Day 1 - you will wake up to the biggest shock of your life.
Day 2 - you will cross paths with an old friend you have missed.
Day 3 - you will find yourself with a lot of money.
Day 4 - your day will be perfect.
Day 5 - the love of your life will kiss you.
Don't break this. Send it to 14 friends in 10 minutes.
It's not that hard. Whoever sent this to you must care about you.
Don't know how to send it? Lol. Just hold your finger on it and it should say forward.
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🔴🔴🔴🔴♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🔴🔴🔴🔴
🔴🔴🔴♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🔴🔴🔴
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🔴♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🔴
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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE JEW TOGETHER
WE GET HOLOCAUSTED TOGETHER
Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000 your A TRUE SCHLOMO
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\.- //--------\\ -,/
-\v/---------- \v/
-//\\----------//\\
//_\\_____ //_\\
'----\\----- //----`
------\\-- //
-------\\//
WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE JEW TOGETHER
WE GET HOLOCAUSTED TOGETHER
Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000 your A TRUE SCHLOMO
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------//---\\
___//___\\___
\.- //--------\\ -,/
-\v/---------- \v/
-//\\----------//\\
//_\\_____ //_\\
'----\\----- //----`
------\\-- //
-------\\//
WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE JEW TOGETHER
WE GET HOLOCAUSTED TOGETHER
Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000 your A TRUE SCHLOMO
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/ \ over steam.
__̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.__ This is Vahlen's house....
/▌ every wall you post on so he can take
/ \ over steam.
__̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.__ This is TheGloriousLeader's house....
/▌ every wall you post on so he can take
/ \ over steam.
__̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.__ This is Smugs house....
/▌ every wall you post on so he can take
/ \ over steam.
__̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.__ This is Smugs house....
☻/ This is Bob, copy & paste him on
/▌ every wall you post on so he can take
/ \ over steam.
__̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.__ This is Bob's house.....
☻/ This is Bob, copy & paste him on
/▌ every wall you post on so he can take
/ \ over steam.
__̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.__ This is Bob's house.....
Now, I have a game for you, it's been played since 1977. Once you read this, you have to send it to 15 people. Your next 5 days will be like this:
Day 1 - you will wake up to the biggest shock of your life.
Day 2 - you will cross paths with an old friend you have missed.
Day 3 - you will find yourself with a lot of money.
Day 4 - your day will be perfect.
Day 5 - the love of your life will kiss you.
Don't break this. Send it to 14 friends in 10 minutes.
It's not that hard. Whoever sent this to you must care about you.
Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLL
*Now Look For The Q And Your Wish
Will Come True:
... ... ... ... ... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O.. .OOOOOOOO
*This Is Really Hard, Now Find The 'N':
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
*Now Find The Mistake:
ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWQYZ
*Something You Really Want, After the
countdown!!!!!
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your
Eyes And Make A Wish! ;*;*;*;*;*;* Now
Paste This On 9 pages And Your Wish
Will Come True! Hurry, You Have 20
minutes! Or What You Wished For Will
Be The Oppositelook For the Lower Case 'L' And You
Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:
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