Where have all the good Cams gone
And where are all the strawberries?
Where's the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ american going on an australian server to fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a Knight of Fap upon a fiery ♥♥♥♥?
Late at night I look at ork porn
And I dream of what I need
I need a SMUDGE
I'm holding out for a SMUDGE 'til the end of the Wild Fap
He's gotta be ♥♥♥♥
And he's gotta be ♥♥♥♥
And he's gotta be fresh from the fap
I need a SMUDGE
I'm holding out for a SMUDGE 'til the Long Fap
He's gotta be Long
And it's gotta be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HELPFUL
And he's gotta be sexier than Cam
Sexier than Cam
Somewhere after Short Fap
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's someone reaching back for me
Racing on the ♥♥♥♥ and rising with the heat
It's gonna take a supercam to sweep me off my SaltI need a SMUDGE
I'm holding out for a SMUDGE 'til the end of the Long Fap
He's gotta be ♥♥♥♥
And he's gotta be ♥♥♥♥
And he's gotta be fresh from the fap
I need a SMUDGE
I'm holding out for a SMUDGE 'til the Wild Fap
He's gotta STOP AFKING
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta STOP WASTING MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIME WAITING
I need a SMUDGE
I'm holding out for a SMUDGE 'til the end of the Short Fap
Up where the DWARVES meet the Great Unclean Cam
Out where the Cams split the universe
I could swear there is someone, somewhere
Watching me fap
Through the wind, and the chill, and the rain
And the storm, and the flood
I can feel his ♥♥♥♥ like a fire in my handI need a SMUDGE
I'm holding out for a SMUDGE 'til the end of the Short Fap
He's gotta be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and he's gotta be on an American Server
And he's gotta be fresh from the Greasy Burritos he ate yesterday
I need a SMUDGE
I'm holding out for a SMUDGE 'til the Long Fap
He's gotta be Slow as ♥♥♥♥ to respond to anything after rambling
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than the amount of faps Cam does daily.
I need a SMUDGE
I'm holding out for a SMUDGE 'til the end of the Short Fap
He's gotta be some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who I randomly joined in a dawn of war 2 game and he's gotta be RAMBLING
And he's gotta be fresh from the jizzy cam fap
I need a SMUDGE
I'm holding out for a SMUDGE 'til the Wild Fap
He's gotta be wasting my time waiting for him to join my game
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be RUINING MY AMAZING GAMES
I need a SMUDGE
I've completely stopped waiting for SMUDGE 'til the end of the Long Fap.