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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:05pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 1:23am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:16am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 9:38am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:08am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 7:06am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:30am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 31 May @ 5:38am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 5:27pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:31am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 8:20am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 9:04pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 1:46pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:46am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:30am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:47am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 11:10am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 3:30pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 7:54am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:29am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 11:09am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:37am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:30am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 10:15am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 9:33pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 6:42am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:46pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:24am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 2:40am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 10:41am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:46pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:47pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:47pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:32am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 10:58pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 6:42am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:01pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:38am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 6:51am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:33am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:33am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:17am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:14am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:25am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 6:47am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:38am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:35am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 7:23am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:57am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:22am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:24am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:13am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:13am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:13am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:13am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:13am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:13am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:13am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:14am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:14am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:14am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:14am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:35am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:13am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:13am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:13am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:09am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:28am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:38am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:36am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:37am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:35am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:29am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:50am



Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
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