bob sanchez : i bought this cool program that allows me to see through walls
Vessdl : blu can i ask you to stay off the cart for ten minutes? we need to perform maintenence
fart bucks : trans rights or something can you go kritz
Garry : I want Gabe Newell himself to give me a presentation on how that shot didnt hit
Gromit Mug : apologies for my doodoo asscheek aim
Bloodmasked : i will commit jihad against snipars
*DEAD* jcal : crits are so fare
Brett8086 : Attention! There is a cheater on the other team named oppenheimer fart porn.
Cool Beans : please meet in small red shack for joe biden role play
dart : ur half sister doesnt count
gluglug : 'Demoman'? More like 'Dinnerman' because he delivers meals at reasonable times to your doorstep
Dapper Mann : consider your legs stolen
asmo : i rarely play tf2 with more than one hand
Mr. Snik : !nominate ipswich
Twattsss : HAHA YOUR WIFE ALSO LEFT ME
money go where i go : the money go where i go
Devourer Of White Phosphorus : Dumbass bot didn't know that 11 of us are humans
spikeee : bruh i just knocked over my rolling tray accepting this match and spilt all mt mix ♥♥♥♥
Zunkster : died in the shooter game, worst day EVER !!!
A Tree : how do you enable haloweed
*DEAD* Pain Train : can i legally strangle my telstra provider?
*DEAD* ☾✶ Crack’wah : you so fat you need blinkers on each side of your ass cheeks to tell people where you gonna walk
ruby : premier level yapping
*DEAD* (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ : wheres joe
arabella : ermn.... Based department . i have to report a base
*DEAD* (TEAM) Hi I'm Nyx : these snipers are more cracked than qld roads
honda driver : peeman : tearing out all my nut hair in a fit of monkey rage
*DEAD* Whats in your pocket? : is 1 kd good be honest
JazzyBoy : sun tzu once said, if you do that again ill kill you in real life
Xane : leeroy eats all the kfc in melb
ApeEscape321 : last push is harder than gallipoli
VodkaVoynik : Is this dubowl
*DEAD* PooSniffer687 : HACKOIJNG ♥♥♥♥
BOOGERS : running out of bullet is terrible no being no dorito is worse
Lardex_Lord_Of_Lunches : Medicene gaming