cat-mom adjacent
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I am an Americamaxxed, parkinglotpilled, Lanecore Pavement Princess. I don't have health insurance and I am proud to work 240 hours per week at Walmart so i can pay for my lobotomy at Claire's.

My blood has been replaced with motor oil and high fructose corn syrup. Every morning I commute 3,700 miles one way in my Ford Super Duty F950. I am a gas guzzling sigma femcel carbrained clout-chaser from Miller Grove, Ohio ready to consume 20 tons of Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supremes.

After gas-maxxing at Chevron I am ready to merc some pedestrians on my way to Red Lobster for a 2-for-1 surf n turf. When Californians and their Teslas stand in my way, I buy a George Santos cameo to make them understand that they will never be real Americans.

When I return to my supersized McMansion, bell full of leaded diesel fuel, blinker fluid, and hydrochloric acid, I log onto Facebook to own the Europoors, Libturds, and other soyjacked NPCs who will never know the joy of spending 46 hours per day in bumper to bumper traffic on the 98 lane Freedom Interstate.