If you're reading this.
Get Gun.
Don't trust sink.

I play with all chat muted.
And I'm not sorry about it.


"When the bombs finally go off, I'm coming for them KNEE CAPS!!!"

747 GANG GANG

Neighborhood bruja + pharmacist 🧿
Dumb as hell, gayer than sin 🌈
That's right, sweaty. I swing BOTH ways (and I miss both ways too)
No talk me, small fry... I am the O-L-D ~(˘▾˘~) 18+

Like, so old you needed to wait for someone to get off the phone to access your emails, old.

So, I'll straight up email your mother. Or DM her on facebook. Whichever is more embarrassing and traumatic for you.


Required Listening

My current jams... Cool kids only please, no nerds allowed. [open.spotify.com]


The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,
Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
- Ezekiel 25:17


Exi ergo, transgressor.
Exi, seductor,
Plene omni dolo et fallacia, virtutis inimici, innocentium persecutor.
Da locum, dirissime,
Da locum, impissime,
Da locum Christo, in quo nihil invenisti de operibus tuis:
Qui te spoliavit,
Qui regnum tuum destruxit,
Qui te victum ligavit,
Et vasa tua diripuit.

(Depart therefore, thou transgressor.
Depart, thou seducer,
Totally filled with cunning and deceit,
O thou enemy of virtue,
Thou persecutor of the innocent.
Give way, thou most horrible,
Give way, thou most wicked,
Give way to the lord, in whom you found nothing of your works.
He Who has plundered you,
He Who has destroyed your kingdom,
He Who has bound you in defeat and torn apart your weapons.)


Not even a remotely religious person, but I'll definitely have you praying to some kind of god by the end of it all.

747
GANGANGANG