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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 8:07am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 12:44pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 1:58am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 9:55am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 6:15am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 10:42am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 11:20am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 11:28am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 7:57am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 3:17pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 7:52am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:19am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 9:32am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 7:35am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 7:43am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 7:43am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 7:59am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 8:37am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 4:21am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 10:09am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 7:19am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 8:24am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 8:58am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 8:58am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 8:58am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 7:42am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 8:36am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 3:48am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 7:34am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 7:34am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 8:30am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 4:05am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 11:40am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 7:35am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 8:40am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 9:22am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 7:43am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 3:19am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 7:58am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 9:47am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:39pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 7:43am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 4:42am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 6:54am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 4:21am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 8:24am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 5:43am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 6:57am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 5:38am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:48am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 8:18am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 10:03am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 10:54am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 10:54am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:57am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:05am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 7:41am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:28pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 5:58am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 7:43am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 8:30am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 9:45am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 9:00am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 9:35am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 7:05am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 7:49am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 7:44am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 7:44am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 7:49am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 6:55am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 11:08am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 6:21am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 5:25am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 8:54am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 9:10am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:22am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 6:40am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 8:31am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:05am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:52am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 7:32am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:43am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:41am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:42am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:47am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 10:56am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 8:18am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 11:32am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:59am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:04am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 9:36am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 11:15am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:22am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:22am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:44am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:20am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:48am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 11:36am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 9:36am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 10:57am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:30am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:36am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:35am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 5:14am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:18am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:59am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:12pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 5:11am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 5:47am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:55am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:24am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:15pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 10:11am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 10:06am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 1:03pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 9:59am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:32am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 6:18am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 9:30am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 7:51am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:49am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:49am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:49am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 4:51am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 7:47am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:55am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 7:36am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 8:29am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 12:24pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 8:36am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 10:11am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:47am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 8:54am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 8:46am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 10:00am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 7:53am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:57pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:44am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:17am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 11:06am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 9:19am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:27am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:57am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:25am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 5:10am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 7:11am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:58am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:52am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:15pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:21am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:23am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 2:19am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 11:42am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 3:19pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:51am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 8:58am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 9:38am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:40pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:44am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:37am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 4:30am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 4:34am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:21pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:42pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 5:09am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 9:45am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:20am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:52am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:06pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 5:49am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 9:45am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:29pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 1:47pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:29am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 2:09am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 9:51am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 6:39am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 5:28am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:30am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 7:37am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:56am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:59am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 9:33am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:39am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 6:28am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:22am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 10:32am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:21am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:33am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:37pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:17pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:04am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:21pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:21pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 5:34am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 6:12am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 1:19pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:38am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 10:09am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 10:31am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 5:45am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 5:48am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 7:42am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 2:03am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 6:45am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 4:28am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 11:27am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:53am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:00pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:19pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:37am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:22am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:42am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 5:11am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 7:31am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 7:48am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:19pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:57am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:36am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:08am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:29am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:30am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:40am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 3:02am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:28am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:09am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 7:59am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:12am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:20am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:20am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:02am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:41am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:49am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:19am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:54am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:55am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 10:05am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:23am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 8:31am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:38am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 1:19pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:40am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 2:21pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 9:15am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 2:21pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 10:58am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 6:09am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 7:21am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2024 @ 5:10am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 9:45am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:23am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 11:28am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 7:19am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:50am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 9:57am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:42pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 7:50am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 2:30am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:27am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:45am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 6:28am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:17am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 11:04am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:49pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:19am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 9:47am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 7:50am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 2:11am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:02pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:12am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:27am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:30am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:43am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:19am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:43am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 11:41am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 10:15am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:08am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:21am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:35am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:38am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:43am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:54am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 12:29pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:47am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:47am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:06am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:06am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:08am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:19am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:39am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 8:00am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 11:27am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:28am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 9:32am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 6:44am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 12:09pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:04am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:32am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:32am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:57am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 7:48am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:57am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:34am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 8:15am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 11:16am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 5:07am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 11:30am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 11:41am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 6:30am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:29am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:29am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:09am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:20am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:30am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:37am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:22am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:58am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 11:52am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:33am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:47am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 4:44am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 11:26am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 11:31am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 6:39am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 11:56am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:25am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 6:06am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:51am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:25am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:22am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:28pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 4:47am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 11:30am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 8:06am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:19am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 11:04am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:48am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:59am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 11:53am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 9:33am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 3:20am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:24am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:01am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 11:40am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 8:10am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 7:27am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 7:11am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:28am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 8:04am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 10:39am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:24am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:57pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 7:13am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 5:03am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 7:48am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 11:23am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 8:33am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:09am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:50am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:05am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:09am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 11:35am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 10:53am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 11:26am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 8:17am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 3:18am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:45am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 6:19am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:46am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:31am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:45am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 8:14am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 11:52am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:32am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:35am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 8:08am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 4:53am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 11:31am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 11:58am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 7:35am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 11:01am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 6:50am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 7:30am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 9:31am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 6:29am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 11:44am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 11:53am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:35am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:48am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:48am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 4:53am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 11:57am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 5:37am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 9:38am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 5:53am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 7:34am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 9:13am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 9:51am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:16am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 6:29am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 9:39am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 2:04am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 11:55am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:58am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 8:54am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:29am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 11:23am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 4:39am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:43am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 10:22am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 10:24am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:39am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 8:04am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:34am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:29am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:37pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:10am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 9:37am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 5:11am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:18am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2024 @ 11:59am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 7:38am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 7:47am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 7:34am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 8:07am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 7:17am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 9:35am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:39am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 10:04am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 8:35am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 10:46am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 1:47pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:57am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 5:34am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:29pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 11:36am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:20am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:19am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 11:27am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 5:07am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 11:30am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 11:41am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 11:55am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:10pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:43am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 8:05am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 9:46am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:29pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 8:02am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 8:07am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:06am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 10:18am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 5:45am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:20am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 3:12pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 12:51pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:29am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:17am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 4:07am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 11:35am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 7:29am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:18am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:53am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:47am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 8:05am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 11:50am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:35am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 8:03am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 7:48am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:31am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:30am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:27am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:41am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:53am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:18am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:18am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:18am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:18am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:18am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:18am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:18am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:18am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:18am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:45am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:50am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 11:35am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:18am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:18am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:18am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 11:04am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:17am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:17am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:17am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:17am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:17am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:17am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:17am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:17am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:25am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:27am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:16am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:17am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:17am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 11:35am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 11:35am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:27am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:17am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:17am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:56am



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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