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Alex Pool   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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CynicalGhost 19 Mar, 2021 @ 8:08pm 
-rep tried to groom me on gta
Kibbles 27 Jun, 2017 @ 4:59pm 
+Rep it was really nice of him to carry his Retarded Friend Solarrr really nice of you to help out the Mentally challenged
Orymith 18 Oct, 2016 @ 9:46am 
Oh wow! You had SEX! Congratulations!

Just kidding.

Having sex is literally the most basic, desperate, tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning, outrageously obnoxious, troublesome, costly, and downright pointless cry for help that the universe has ever screamed. Wow, you were born as an objectively good looking, decent looking, or perhaps borderline acceptable member of your species. WOW! INCREDIBLE! You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desperate for at least a few reasons") mate and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse with her! WOW! This his literally only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YEARS! WOW! Except guess what, you probably wore a condom... which means you failed at submitting yourself to an act which means absolutely nothing. The only thing left to do now is kill yourself.
Orymith 21 Apr, 2016 @ 9:29am 
Hello Mr. Pool. It's been a while since you have visited.

When you were gone, you've had notifications on the Gaydating.co.uk.

Notifications include the following; Big strong man with juicy biceps looking for petite ginger boy
and
Small sized pinch looking for moderate sized weiner

We are glad to have you at our gay dating website and hope to see you soon!
Happy dating! ;)
Orymith 21 Apr, 2016 @ 9:18am 
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YoU BeEn CaUgHt SmOkIn ThA DeViLs LetTuce SeNd 2 10 DaNk Br0s WhO LoVe ThE GaNjA.
Orymith 21 Apr, 2016 @ 8:46am 
god your so cute lol im having trouble writing this messge cus im scared ull reject me lol ur just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huggable >w<, but ya do u wanna go out sometime lol i was thinkin maybe we can goto starbucks and we can go bird spotting together, maybe watch funny fail videos or PewDiePie on my iPhone in the coffee shop while we romantically stare at each other for hours stragiht >w<