hello superstew, after meeting you irl, you do not look like your profile picture. #catfish #scammer #fake

hello superstew u scammed me i do not appreciate that

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was ♥♥♥. Don't trust this guy.

I think its hilarious u kids talking about no@h. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at LAN, hes JACKED. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

chester? is that you? sign my profile

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place to eat?
kill me pls