hello superstew, after meeting you irl, you do not look like your profile picture. #catfish #scammer #fake

hello superstew u scammed me i do not appreciate that

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

I think its hilarious u kids talking about no@h. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at LAN, hes JACKED. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

chester? is that you? sign my profile

Knock Knock.
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Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place to eat?
kill me pls

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Crynis..... More Like Crymore.

Just because this sexy beast asked me to sign his profile
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Kid finally comes off private cause he doesn't wanna get roasted. no@h more like Ricky

i see kennyS gaurdian s1mple and shroud using a dragon lore. I'm pretty sure i can awp almost as well as them like 98% (obviously im not a # 1 2 or 3 in the world type awper... but im pretty close imo.).
So what ive been thinking is will a dlore push me over the edge and put me at like 99-100% of their level?
i know what ur thinking "no noob skins dont add dmg" but i know that... I'm just thinking that awping is a lot about confidence (ask anyone... everyone says this... im not lieing) and because the dlore is the best awp skin will i be more confident if i use it? I think i will because if someone on my team has a dlore I ask for dlore drop and i frag harder, so i know from experience... unless im just imagining it.
anyways the dlore is a lot of money and i want to be sure itll help me before i buy one

tfw stewwy deletes like 40 comments of just good times you had with him. FeelsNewsMan

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