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HOLY SHIT!! IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKING JOJO * *「REFERENCE?」**!!
ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ
I put the phone on mute and let out a sigh. I opened the drawer and looked down at the pistol. One round in the chamber. I swallowed and solemnly reached for the Knob Creek behind it, swigging from the bottle.
…EDGE YOU FOR EONS. YOU WOULD GROW TO LOATHE ME FOR CENTURIES BECAUSE I WOULD KEEP YOU TANTALIZINGLY CLOSE TO RELEASE, BUT I WOULD BACK OFF AT THE LAST MINUTE, AND ANOTHER HUNDRED THOUSAND GALLONS OF SPERM WOULD SLOSH IN YOUR CAVERN-BALLS, A VAST OCEAN OF WAVES."
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LEMON
/::::::::::::;ゝ--──-- 、._/::::::::::::::| Cats . Post this to 5 of your friends
/,.-‐''"´ \:::::::::| or you will die from ebola!
/ ヽ、::|
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l 、、、 ● l H A V E A G R E A T D A Y !
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╔═╗─╔══╗╔═╗╚╗╔╝╔═╗╔══╗╔╗╔╗╚╝╔══╗
║╔╗╗║╔╗║║╔╝─║║─║╔╝║╔╗║║╚╝║──║══╣
║║║║║╚╝║║║──║╚╗║║─║╚╝║║║║║──╠══║
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|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
|KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
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.”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN*KAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS
SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII
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To Everyone You Want To ♥♥♥♥ In The
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To Everyone You Want To ♥♥♥♥ In The Ass
♥♥♥♥ you, you piece of ♥♥♥♥. I bet I have had stronger orgasms than you can ever imagine. Just absolutely amazing ♥♥♥♥, with tremendous bursts of pleasurable feeling. I am glad that delicious pleasure is reserved for those of us who have the balls to do what we want to do, with none for scared ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you. You have to settle for your tiny little "ah" dribble of ♥♥♥, when I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spunking buckets in ecstasy like a real man. You're a tiny ♥♥♥♥♥♥ shrimp and your ♥♥♥♥ has never felt like mine. Big, hard, and rippling with deadly joy.
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To Everyone You Want To ♥♥♥♥ In The Ass