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negative five bajillion reputation for chasing me in frontier for zero reason

HOLY 💒 SMOKES 🚬, Pope Francis has left the Vatican 🍆💦 for the pearly gates 🍑✨! Our blessed 🙏 PAPI POPE 👴💍 has ASCENDED ⬆️ to the big bedroom in the sky 🌤️🛌, leaving us sinners 😈 to mourn his heavenly DICKparture 🍆👋! Word is he BLESSED 🍾💦 the angels 😇 with his sacred STAFF 🍆✝️ one last time before he came 💦 to rest! Now he’s getting NAUGHTY 🙊 with the saints 👼, probably CONFESSING 😏 all his DIRTY little secrets 🤫 in the ultimate ORGY of eternity 🎉🍑🍆! Send this to 12 of your most SINFUL 😈🔥 disciples 📜—if you get 0️⃣ back, you’re doomed to a celibate afterlife 🚫💦; if you get 6️⃣ back, you’re a HOLY HOE 🙏💋; and if you get 1️⃣2️⃣ back, you’re gonna be BAPTIZED 🌊 in heavenly CREAM 💦 all night long! 🌙✨

HOLY 💒 SMOKES 🚬, Pope Francis has left the Vatican 🍆💦 for the pearly gates 🍑✨! Our blessed 🙏 PAPI POPE 👴💍 has ASCENDED ⬆️ to the big bedroom in the sky 🌤️🛌, leaving us sinners 😈 to mourn his heavenly DICKparture 🍆👋! Word is he BLESSED 🍾💦 the angels 😇 with his sacred STAFF 🍆✝️ one last time before he came 💦 to rest! Now he’s getting NAUGHTY 🙊 with the saints 👼, probably CONFESSING 😏 all his DIRTY little secrets 🤫 in the ultimate ORGY of eternity 🎉🍑🍆! Send this to 12 of your most SINFUL 😈🔥 disciples 📜—if you get 0️⃣ back, you’re doomed to a celibate afterlife 🚫💦; if you get 6️⃣ back, you’re a HOLY HOE 🙏💋; and if you get 1️⃣2️⃣ back, you’re gonna be BAPTIZED 🌊 in heavenly CREAM 💦 all night long! 🌙✨

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‼️ EMERGENCY MEATING 🍆🍖 OF THE DNC (♥♥♥♥ N ♥♥♥♥) ‼️🚨 Ho 🫦 Bi-den 🩷💜💙 is pulling out 🥴💦 of the cam♥♥♥♥♥ for Cummmmander 🥛🍯 in Chief 🫡 👮‍♂️ He fought longggg 📏😱 and harddd ☄️🥵 for our ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🌮🦪 but he just couldn’t finish 🥀📉 Pour one out 🥃🍸for his big 😫 blue 🌀 donkey balls 🐴🫐 Which DOMocrat ⛓️👠🪢 will groping grandpa 🤏🏻👴🏻 tag in to double team babygirl 🎀🥺 Donnie🧎🏼🍊?? Send this 📨💌 to 🔟 of your top🔝 politihoes 🦅 🇺🇸 If you get 0️⃣-5️⃣ back, you won’t get any head 😝😋 of state tonight ❎😔 If you get 6️⃣-9️⃣ back ♋️, daddy 🙎🏼‍♂️mighttt give you 🙋🏼‍♂️his general erection 🍆 🆙 If you get 🔟 back, the whooole ERECT🍌ORAL 👅 college 🚆🚂 is gonna stuff 🦃 your tiny little 🧸🥺 ballot box 🗳️📮 till 2028 ‼️🎇