Heard the story about "cats dying in taverns"
and all the dwellers below in the caverns
I said: "why not, let's give it a try."
if only I knew what I was getting into... *sigh*
The game was complex in all of it's scopes
"Oh god, so many creatures and socks and all different ropes."

I do really think the ASCII graphics gave it a lot
so I stayed at the time, continued playing and fought
Through discords and reddits and wikies alone
I came to a point where my mind was blown

Tantrum spirals and depression from rain?
One of my dorfs just got washed down the drain!
A person started a riot because of some mushroom wine?
Some dorfs created a cult and want a shrine
Oh look, a representative in form of an amphibian, he's chilling in my moat!
Never mind, he turned into a were iguana and those don't float...
Oh look, someone created a masterwork meal, that's dope
and now they're crying and saying there's no hope
because someone was hungry and ate that meal
not really sure if it's such a big deal

Oh you think you're done? buddy, this isn't the end
good lord, there's a whole RPG game mode my friend
go talk to your dorfs from a fortress you built
explore and mine and don't feel any guilt
(not in steam release yet, will be in a year or so)

To say this game is amazing is understating
but this can also be up for debating
to say the least, this game is "wack".
All hail the almighty Tarn and Zach.

Heard the story about "cats dying in taverns" and all the dwellers below in the caverns I said: "why not, let's give it a try." if only I knew what I was getting into... *sigh* The game was complex in all of it's scopes "Oh god, so many creatures and socks and all different ropes." I do really think the ASCII graphics gave it a lot so I stayed at the time, continued playing and fought Through discords and reddits and wikies alone I came to a point where my mind was blown Tantrum spirals and depression from rain? One of my dorfs just got washed down the drain! A person started a riot because of some mushroom wine? Some dorfs created a cult and want a shrine Oh look, a representative in form of an amphibian, he's chilling in my moat! Never mind, he turned into a were iguana and those don't float... Oh look, someone created a masterwork meal, that's dope and now they're crying and saying there's no hope because someone was hungry and ate that meal not really sure if it's such a big deal Oh you think you're done? buddy, this isn't the end good lord, there's a whole RPG game mode my friend go talk to your dorfs from a fortress you built explore and mine and don't feel any guilt (not in steam release yet, will be in a year or so) To say this game is amazing is understating but this can also be up for debating to say the least, this game is "wack". All hail the almighty Tarn and Zach.