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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
12.4 hrs on record (10.9 hrs at review time)
My opponents turn:
> Roll a 5
> Buys card
> Got haste, roll another 5
> Killed 2 players
> Draw from hand
> Summon Accesscode Talker
> win

My turn:
> Roll 1
> Sudden calamity
> Dies. Went from 4th place to 4th place.
Posted 15 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
12.4 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Thought this was gonna be one of those "play once and done" kind of game, despite it being a multiplayer. Oh how wrong I was. Developers are consistently giving updates, rich roadmap and almost all pointed-out bugs by the community will be fixed on the very next update. Game's worth playing because the dev's effort on its own.
Posted 11 December, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
6.5 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The only FPS i enjoy playing, even if I miss a lot.
Posted 9 June, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.5 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Played a match while I'm outside at a cafe against a May. I won with 1 hp. Guy behind me claps. 10/11 idk how ot counter dolphin.
Posted 24 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
849.2 hrs on record (45.4 hrs at review time)
> Log in
> Check character selections
> "Some league of legends rip of-"
> Weapon category: Camera

Oh hell yea capturin (and rooting) no lifers using my 1976 Canon AE-1 35mm camera
Posted 11 March, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
86.7 hrs on record (73.5 hrs at review time)
As a main of Ball, Hanzo and Lucio; I can say that the hate I'm receiving from both my enemy and my teammates are immeasurable. However, they made a tiny mistake of thinking I'm not a masochist.
Posted 5 February, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
29.7 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
> Hosted a random game
> A guy named "suicidal" joined (Despite his name, he was one of the most safe-play player I've ever met)
> Set up a red flag by saying "I'll stop playing when we die"
> Just finished selling stuff and now back to Experimentation
> Both of us crouch-walk while holding shovels. Got to the main entrance, no loot
> Checked the other 2 doors, no loot
> Last door and its full off spider webs
> Killed the spider and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of headcrabs
> Got into a new area, new cobwebs but still no loot.
> Gave up
> Carefully crouch-walk to the ship because its already 9 pm
> Dies anyway due to sand worm

Cursed map, cursed game, I rate 72/139.
Posted 15 November, 2023.
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43 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
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222.8 hrs on record (124.1 hrs at review time)
Have you ever went to a restaurant where the decorations are cute, the place is cozy, parking is easy, good location, price is reasonable, servers are really friendly but the food tastes like ******* ****? That's basically New World. It got everything except the core of MMO.

I've played plenty of MMOs like EVE Online, Black Desert, Elite Dangerous, Spiral Knights, Albion, etc; I can confidently say that New World is one of the most beautiful, and easy to get into. The problem arose when I realize my only goal in this game is to up my gear and join the PvP/Hardcore dungeon runs. Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with that. Most end game MMOs also do the same. But as a life-skiller that treat MMO as a sandbox, it is limiting.

In EVE Online, I'm a gas miner utilizing dangerous Class 4 wormhole delving. Ultimately, crafted my own drugs and became a drug manufacturer.

In Black Desert Online, I'm a chef managing four or more sites where I need to take care of my workers, warehouses, farms and all.

In Elite Dangerous, I'm a distributor carrying godly amount of items from one system to other with the risk of being jumped by bandits.

In New World, I'm just another adventurer running the same elite stronghold, the same dungeons, and the same gear as everyone else; a bard if I'm bored (gives nothing of value except buffs) and sometimes fisher if seafood market is lacking (nothing special)

I'm recommending this game just because I hear good things in coming season, giving them the benefit of the doubt.

Posted 3 July, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
53.0 hrs on record (34.9 hrs at review time)
I am one of the fortunate that has addiction resistance high enough to not succumb to this simulation.
Posted 1 December, 2022.
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10 people found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Finished this game exactly one hour, credits included (numerous times). Knowing this game was made by a student, I can clearly see the genuine interest in game-making and it really adds special something to this game.

Posted 26 June, 2022.
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