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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:38am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:02am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:30am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 8:18am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 9:31am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 9:53pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 4:05am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:35pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 6:47pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 2:58am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 11:38pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 8:34pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 8:34pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:21am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:23am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:29am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:38am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:45am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:47am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 8:18am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:40pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 12:11am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 4:25am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 5:44am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 5:44am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 5:44am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:22am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:38am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:46am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:30am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:21am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:21am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:38am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:30am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 4:25am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:10am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:22am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:45am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 7:17am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:32am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:55am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 7:52am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:45am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 7:06am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:16pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:38am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:30am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 9:31am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 9:39am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 12:59am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 4:04am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:36pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:46pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 9:51am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 12:11am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 9:57pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 4:01am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 9:49am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 5:35am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 4:02am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:30am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:15am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 7:47am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:42am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:38am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 7:24am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:52am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 7:44am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 5:19am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 9:58am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 12:03am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:44pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 12:03am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 9:24pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:12am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 4:07am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 5:44am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:01pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 10:06am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 8:10pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:54pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 8:46am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 7:16pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:32pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 10:27am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:45am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 7:28am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 12:18am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 7:43am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 7:44am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 2:55pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 7:46am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 2:44pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:08pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 4:21pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 4:25am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 2:41pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 8:03pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 8:34pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 8:54pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 3:48pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 12:41am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 8:34pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 11:38pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 7:55pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:59pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 May @ 12:51am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 9:53pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 7:08pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 8:46pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 7:43pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 8:10pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 9:59pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 May @ 3:32pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 May @ 12:06am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:01pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:45pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:42pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:06am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 8:57pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 12 May @ 2:42pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 9:51am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:12am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 9:51am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 2:17am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 9:20pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 5:44am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 5:06pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:18pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:37pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:32am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 11 May @ 3:37am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:47pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:55pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:47pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:07am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:12am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 8:18am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 10:33pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:47am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 8:47pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:30am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 10:01am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 4:25am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 9:51am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 4:02am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 8:06am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 7:24pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:17pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 2:49pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 8:34pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 5:39pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:17pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 4:24pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 4:22pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 4:12pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 6:42pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 5:07pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 6:38pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 6:50pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:49am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:51am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 5:44am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 7:47am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 7:03pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 7:54pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 May @ 12:03am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 8:56pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 2:13am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 8:15pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 8:34pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 3:20am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:51pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 4:20pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 6:16pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:50pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 6:07pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 9:27am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 9:51am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 8:36pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 7:44pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 8:34pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 11:33pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:44pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:13am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 12:50am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 9:51am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:30am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:10pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 12 May @ 3:10am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:42pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 8:34pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 8:34pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 11 May @ 2:23am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 11 May @ 10:11pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:51pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:49pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 4:20pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 5:21pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:30am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 3:06am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 3:06am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 3:06am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:56am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 3:06am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:13pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:02pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 4:20pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 4:20pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 4:56pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:46am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:57am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:45pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 11 May @ 5:25pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 14 May @ 8:53pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:18pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:09pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 4:21pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 7:01pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:44pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:58pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:52am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:48pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:45pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 5:00pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 9:15pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:20pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 6:02pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 9:04pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:21pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:26pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 2:05pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:18pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:59am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 9:51am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 10:12pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 2:59am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 4:21pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:49pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:42pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:57am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:39pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 3:24pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:35pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 5:10pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:43pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 4:20pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 6:23pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 9:05pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:40pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:49pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:49pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 5:09pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 5:09pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 7:34pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:40pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:46pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:49pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 5:09pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 5:09pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:33pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 12:42am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:14pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:43pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:43pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:50pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 5:09pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:44pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 12:40am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 8:34pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 May @ 12:00am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:42pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:15pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:15pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 5:28pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 7:03pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:43pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:49pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 7:19pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 12:54am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 6:25pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:37pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 11:37pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:44pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:44pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:49pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 5:01pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 5:09pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:21pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 10:13pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 5:58pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:41pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 9:40pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:01am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 2:58am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 8:10pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 7:22pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 5:00pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:31pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:18pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 5:12pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:27pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:57am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:11pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:15pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 5:12pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:40pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 1:57am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 4:35am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 8:08pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 5:02pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:49pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:23pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:11pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:08am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:39am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 4:25pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:48pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 10:26pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:15pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:27pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:11pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 9:43pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:11pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 8:40pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 9:10am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 4:35am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 2:43pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 8:54am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 6:54pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 7:44pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 7:04pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 11:06pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 4:24am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 9:32pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:49pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 May @ 5:43pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 12:17am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:49pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:40pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:49pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:49pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 5:02pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 9:38pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:04pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 5:23pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:16pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:27pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 10:20pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:24am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 9:55pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:57pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:11pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:52am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:13pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 5:09pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 5:09pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:32pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:59pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 5:23pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 7:57pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 12:04am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:08am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:16pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:02pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:25am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 8:12pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:45pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 9:05pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 5:23pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:49pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 5:09pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 5:39pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 8:31pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:27am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 2:51am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 2:43pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 4:45pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:49pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:13pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:25pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:10pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 9:37am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:40pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 11:37pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:22am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:34am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:21am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:38am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:38am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 3:06am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 6:55pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:24pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 7:56pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 8:38pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:44pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 5:09pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 12:37am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:58pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:08pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 7:47pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 4:55am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 5:22pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:50pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:25pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:13pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:21pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 5:23pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:57pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:18pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 11:11pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:08pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 9:38pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:25am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 7:07pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 2:51am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 6:55pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 4:30am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 1:19am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:34pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 2:49pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 2:44pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 9:05pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:29pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:11pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 9:10am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:16pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:31pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:49am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 3:06pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:48am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:50pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:44pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:02pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 6:25pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:37pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 11:37pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 7:55pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 5:00pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 7:22pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:20pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 7:11pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 9:18pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 11:55pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:13pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:52am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 6:29pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:36pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 4:47pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 12:52am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 2:43pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:27pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 4:21pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 5:34pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+8

8 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked