im gonna ♥♥♥♥ you with a carrot you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥

I love you too lol

-rep After a good game in a tf2 pub, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great TF and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a TF2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then trickstabbed him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

It was my first day of middle school. We are all taking part in the succulent consummation of our lunch. I'm walking to a table with tray in hand to consume my succulent lunch. Someone blocks me. Its Brad. I HATE Brad. He knocks down my lunch. Everyone is staring. I look at the lunch lady. She knows what must be done. I walk over to her and she hands me two tongs. Proceed to squat in a crab formation. I approach brad in the crab formation as i start to rapidly clap the tongs. The closer i get, the faster the tongs. I approach brad. I take my shirt off and whisper in his ear,"stop being such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥." I kiss him on the cheek. Silence fills the room. I use the tongs to grab my nipples with ULTIMATE force. I rip them off as blood splatters everywhere. Brad is screaming. I crab walk over to a long table and lie down. The lunch ladies are all rushing to me with condiments in hand. They squirt and splodge condiments on my half naked body as every one claps and cheers for me. Take that brad

ur a black tar herpom

autistic gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥