im gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with a carrot you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥

I love you too lol

-rep After a good game in a tf2 pub, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great TF and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a TF2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then trickstabbed him. Turns out he was ♥♥♥. Don't trust this guy

It was my first day of middle school. We are all taking part in the succulent consummation of our lunch. I'm walking to a table with tray in hand to consume my succulent lunch. Someone blocks me. Its Brad. I HATE Brad. He knocks down my lunch. Everyone is staring. I look at the lunch lady. She knows what must be done. I walk over to her and she hands me two tongs. Proceed to squat in a crab formation. I approach brad in the crab formation as i start to rapidly clap the tongs. The closer i get, the faster the tongs. I approach brad. I take my shirt off and whisper in his ear,"stop being such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥." I kiss him on the cheek. Silence fills the room. I use the tongs to grab my nipples with ULTIMATE force. I rip them off as blood splatters everywhere. Brad is screaming. I crab walk over to a long table and lie down. The lunch ladies are all rushing to me with condiments in hand. They squirt and splodge condiments on my half ♥♥♥♥♥ body as every one claps and cheers for me. Take that brad

ur a black tar herpom

autistic ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥