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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:04am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:06am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:20am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:45am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:42am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:02am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:26am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:21am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:09am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:30am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:53am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:33am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:24am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:47am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:48am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:47am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 6:25pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:54pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:53am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:45am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:37am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:53am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:16am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:50am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:27am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:48am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:09am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:27am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:10am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:01am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:57pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:48am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:38am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 7:52am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 7:27am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 8:18am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 7:22am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 9:40am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:13am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 4:31am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:09am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 11:49am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:14am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:14am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:14am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:45am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 7:01am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:13am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:18am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:04am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 8:58am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 8:12am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 8:10am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 8:10am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:01am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 8:12am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 3:12am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:03am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:37am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:03pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 7:28am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:34pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:14am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:12am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 2:51am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 6:16am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 3:43am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 9:43am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 8:03am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 6:25am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 8:13am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 4:31am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 10:35am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 2:33pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:13am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 6:21am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:12am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:09am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:20am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:03am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 6:22am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:06am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 8:12am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 8:12am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 10:37am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:01am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:01am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 8:12am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 6:23am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 11:42am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:52am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:12am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 9:23am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 4:01am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 3:17pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 7:26am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 11:52am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 9:31am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 9:18am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:09am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 10:32am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 7:07am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 10:34am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 7:45am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 10:49am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 8:23am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 4:55pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 8:29am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:10am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:11am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:11am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:11am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:11am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:11am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:11am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:11am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 8:11am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 8:11am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 9:23am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:10am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:10am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:13am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 7:53am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:10am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:10am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:10am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:10am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:10am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:10am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:10am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:10am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 8:12am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 8:46am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 8:46am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 7:28am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 8:37am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 9:18am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 9:25am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:10am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 9:25am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 10:08am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 9:04am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 9:23am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 9:38am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 7:06am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:10am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:10am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:13am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 9:46am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 3:41pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 7:01pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 3:43am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:49pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:24pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:07pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:51pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:04pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:58pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:58pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:59pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:43am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 2:10pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 2:00pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 2:00pm