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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:06pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May @ 5:00pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 2 May @ 7:31am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 10:55am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 4:08pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 5:11pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 4:17pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 8:16am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 9:53am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 8:15am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:46am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 8:15am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 9:23am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:19pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 9:26am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:10am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 11:20am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 5:07am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:23am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:11am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 5:07am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 9:23am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:03pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 8:16am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 7:41am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:59pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 5:13pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 4:12pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:10am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:10am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:10am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:10am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:10am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:10am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:10am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:10am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:10am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 7:58am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:10am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:10am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:10am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 1:48pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:12am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:16am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 4:14pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 4:12pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 8:10am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:40am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:43pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:04pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:37am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:57pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 5:21pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 9:52am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 28 May @ 5:01pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 8:10am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 4:09pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 4:14pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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