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128.4 hrs on record (125.4 hrs at review time)
a-life alive?
Posted 20 November, 2024. Last edited 19 December, 2024.
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9.9 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
immersive
Posted 18 July, 2024.
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0.0 hrs on record
When Miyazaki was beaten as a child, the belt was swung with a delay so he wouldn't dodge. Everyone knows that, but few know the incredible sequel to this amazing story!
Once Miyazaki adapted to it, memorized every possible frame of the belt, and never took damage again. But his father was not confused, and took two years to surprise his favorite son again. Now he was doing ten times more damage with the belt, jumping around the room, and using quick combinations of punches (mixed with good old-fashioned delays) that made Miyazaki's eyes unable to focus on him. But his father knew that this alone wasn't enough to surprise his son, so now his belt always did damage in the area in case his son wanted to roll behind him. And even when Miyazaki thought he was safe to drink his bottle of Fanta, the belt attack would get him across the room!
This memory inspired Miyazaki so much that he dedicated an entire DLC for his game Elden Ring to it!
Posted 3 July, 2024.
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218.4 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
When Miyazaki was beaten as a child, the belt was swung with a delay so he wouldn't dodge. Everyone knows that, but few know the incredible sequel to this amazing story!
Once Miyazaki adapted to it, memorized every possible frame of the belt, and never took damage again. But his father was not confused, and took two years to surprise his favorite son again. Now he was doing ten times more damage with the belt, jumping around the room, and using quick combinations of punches (mixed with good old-fashioned delays) that made Miyazaki's eyes unable to focus on him. But his father knew that this alone wasn't enough to surprise his son, so now his belt always did damage in the area in case his son wanted to roll behind him. And even when Miyazaki thought he was safe to drink his bottle of Fanta, the belt attack would get him across the room!
This memory inspired Miyazaki so much that he dedicated an entire DLC for his game Elden Ring to it!
Posted 3 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
40.8 hrs on record (22.0 hrs at review time)
ready
Posted 17 June, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
24.2 hrs on record
chiki briki
Posted 16 June, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
17.6 hrs on record (17.1 hrs at review time)
chiki briki
Posted 16 June, 2024.
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14.7 hrs on record
chiki briki
Posted 16 June, 2024.
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144.5 hrs on record (75.6 hrs at review time)
good queue simulator
Posted 4 May, 2024.
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1,805.7 hrs on record (1,705.3 hrs at review time)
dump with cheaters
Posted 20 April, 2024.
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